-- Clever S. Logan, in response to an idiot who rescinded his condemnation of her alleged "homophobia" after seeing her photo
(See, this is my fundamental career problem. I'm too ugly to merit an apology from anyone.)
UPDATE: William Jacobson has decided to help mentor the Minions of Evil. Which means he also must give some Rule 2 to Moe Unique Hits. They come as a pair, Bill. (I can never resist a double-entendre.) It's OK to employ the Rule 5 effect with Logan, but don't deny Moe her FMJRA.