Wednesday afternoon reading

Events require my presence in D.C. today and I'll be offline for several hours, so . . .

• Camille Paglia, Palinista?
• Al Gore vs. Nazis (like you)
• If at first your stimulus doesn't stimulate, try, try again!
• Citizens revolt in California
• Tax code limbo!
• Lyrics from Sarah Get Your Gun
• The Pope's social-justice platypus