Monday, March 23, 2009

Motivational Videos for Ungrateful B*stards Who Don't Hit the F***ing Tip Jar

By Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
Guest Blogger

You sorry, no-good, worthless maggots don't deserve this man's good blogging. Sitting in your pathetic little cubicle, getting paid thousands of dollars a month by The Man, wasting time and money bored-at-the-office reading blogs -- and you don't even have the g--d--- common courtesy to hit a man's tip jar?

You disgust me! You're lucky I don't jump out of this computer screen, tear off your head and s--- down your neck! Now turn up the sound and click the video, maggot!


  1. I would hit the tip jar if it wasn't Paypal. Paypal is the devil and I refuse to deal with them, and I doubt I am the only one. Anyone that has done a little Ebay has learned to hate Paypal. Have your tips seriously declined since Amazon killed its tip jar? It could be the Paypal effect.

  2. As someone who sells a bunch of stuff on ebay, I'm doubly trapped by the fee-bay parasites. The paypal surcharge is nothing compared to what they take off the top of successful bids.

  3. I would be happy to send you a tip for your jar in real money. After being screwed by pay "pal" on an ebay transaction I would rather gouge out my eye than deal with them. Keep up the fine work, just get a mailing address for gratuity.