Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hookers for Hope

Democrats and whores, a natural coalition:
John McCain and Barack Obama, if you're wooing a population of registered voters who are young, female and drawn to men in suits, then Allegheny County has 675 ladies ready to pull your lever.
They're convicted streetwalkers, escorts and brothel babes collared in 2000 and from 2003-2006, uncovered by the Trib.
Based on the prostitutes' voter registration cards, they're destined to become Obama girls in November. That's because 78 percent of them registered as Democrats. . . .
The Illinois senator also has the advantage with local "johns" -- 72 percent go Democratic. And convicted pimps: Four out of every five register Democratic. And for the most special of special interest groups -- male transvestite hookers -- they're batting a thousand for Dems, albeit in drag.
The trannies, the truck-stop lot lizards, the whore-hoppers and pimps -- they're all about Change!


  1. That's cute.
    But it reminds me of a similar dictum:
    Not all Republicans are Klan members.
    But all Klan members are Republicans....

  2. "Democrats and whores, a natural coalition"

    Coalition or redundancy?