That is, if you think you could handle this mission: Not, that's not Hannah Giles. Lindsay Lohan says she's a lesbian, but I heard she broke up with her girlfriend, and when I saw this linked at Conservative Grapevine, it occurred to me that you're splitsville with Suzanna Logan now, so . . .
C'mon, Big Sexy. "Win one for the Gipper," eh?
Once you've got Lindsay wrapped, your next assignment . . . Well, let's just say a little birdy at 30 Rock tells me that someone's been doodling in her notebook like a sixth-grade schoolgirl.
Mrs. Jason Mattera
R. M. Mattera
Rachel M. Mattera
Rachel Maddow-Mattera . . .
Show her some of that Brooklyn action, old buddy. IYKWIMAITYD. Because, as everybody knows, once they've had Puerto Rican, they never go back.
Paula Patrice is the latest Trump media smear epic fail - Earlier today, Justin Miller of left wing Daily Beast promised a new “bombshell” on Trump that was more disgusting than
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