Emerson, age 8: "Dad, can you help [6-year-old] Reagan?"
Me: "Son, you can help her. You know your ABCs and 123s. You teach her. I've got confidence in you."
So, my 8-year-old son is now a kindergarten teacher.
In case you're wondering, the reason Reagan is still in kindergarten is that she's a genius and so darn cute, she thinks she can slide by on her cleverness, good looks and irresistible charm. I don't know where she gets that . . .
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