Sunday, October 4, 2009

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

The future of Rule 5 was protected in Copenhagen last week. However, we have 7 years to wait for all that goodness. Fortunately, there is plenty of material at hand to wait upon.

Rule 5 would like to thank Jimmie Bise on Twitter for reminding us to tout Boobiethon.
  • Smash Mouth Politics reported on ogling breasts as a means of life extension. SMP had been intending to follow up with a post about the wife catching you ogling these famous breasts, but said post has been put on hold, or on a headstone, or something. SMP also holds forth Minka Kelly as a form of Hillary Clinton-proof mental floss.
  • House of Eratosthenes linked Sloane Peterson, whom I thought totally cute, but didn't seem to do much after Ferris. Back to his Alphabet of Beauty project, Freeberg gets to Holly Weber and Izabella Scorupco this week.
  • Yankee Phil says Audrina Patridge has a restraining order against a stalker. Dudes: cut that out!
  • Fishersville Mike plays the Miranda Lambert with guitar card.
  • Robert Pearson's Chest Blog has started up a series of Blogs that Could Save the World. Part I is the Bikini blog. Rule 5 Sunday seeks to highlight exactly this sort of intensive, scientifically-oriented blogging. Go forth and conquer, Robert.
  • Political Castaway has been sneaky. You go to the page and they've got some punt as a logo that looks like they just salvaged it and patched the hole in the bottom and declared victory. Then they post a video of a party that they threw on their real boat. Smittypalooza has been totally played for a fool. Next time we get together, it's on the Potomac, and it's on you guys!
  • Ed Driscoll reveals an interest in women in boots. In formation. With guns. NTTAWWT.
  • The Pirate's Cove, the godfather of Rule 5 Sunday, has a patented Sunday pinup.
  • Hair on Fire, to which I finally have subscribed, has a Chippendale post that makes up for the lack of participation from the ladies in Rule 5.
  • The Indentured Servant Girl has some early Marylin Monroe pics.
  • Troglopundit breaks down the Copenhagen decision to eight Brazillan vs. three Chicago women. The whole thing was a pure Rule 5 play. Best decision out of the IOC since they dropped Troglodyte Rhythm Egg Fertilization Gymnastics.
  • Three Beers Later brings the classic Pamela Anderson.
  • Rightofcourse offers Melissa Marie Gonzalez in a pic that is the raciest yet of the lot.
  • Knowledge is Power, especially weather knowledge. In this case, the Seattle Mist of the Lingerie Football League.
  • Paco say: "Ina Ray Hutton?" and we say: "Sure".
  • So it Goes in Shreveport has an Octoberfest post. Lots of cute knees on offer.
  • The Classic Liberal has taken didactic Rule 5 blogging to new heights: "This week we’ll look at the history of the Federal Reserve, and the very pretty Michigan girl, Kristen Bell!" It's an odd school, but one with much to commend it.
  • VodkaPundit includes Monica Bellucci in a post on Polanski. In contrast to Polanski, VP knows a good play when he sees one.
  • Nation of Cowards picked up on the volleyball theme.
  • The Camp of the Saints has breech loaded the Rule 5 cannon this week. Be careful now, that metaphor is loaded.
  • Dustbury is a fan of Shelley Long, for obvious reasons.
  • HotMES lives up to her billing, featuring Adriana Lima in a post that ends up slightly NSFW cheeky.
That's your Rule 5 wrap. Please send more tasteful stuff to Smitty, and I'll catch you later. Peace, out.

11 comments:

  1. Kevin,

    Enlightenment awaits:

    http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/02/how-to-get-million-hits-on-your-blog-in.html

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  2. I missed a lot of deadlines yesterday owing to working a voter registration drive. Doesn't mean I wasn't thinking of y'all.

    Here's some more A-List Striptease and I'll have some major A-List Beefcake for the Ladeez in a little while...

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  3. http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/2009/10/who-knew.html

    One more Rule 5 entry..

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  4. Some hawt Henry Fonda/Kirk Douglas boyz-in-the-baths live newd action from "There Was Crooked Man"... for the ladeeez!

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  5. In case that link didn't work...

    http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2009/10/rule-5-for-ladeeez.html

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  6. Haha, thanks Richard. That's been bugging me for two weeks now. Rule 5 is good!

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  7. Wait a sec, that's Robert Pearson's CHESS Blog, but oh well, who's counting...?

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  8. @Wahrheit,
    The truth is that this was a Freudian boob-boo of entirely intentional proportions. Call it an "audience check". ;)

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  9. Heh, thought so--thanks for the link, it looks from the site meter like 400+ people are now experiencing a better life through the discovery of bikini blogging.

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