Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

The future of Rule 5 was protected in Copenhagen last week. However, we have 7 years to wait for all that goodness. Fortunately, there is plenty of material at hand to wait upon.

Rule 5 would like to thank Jimmie Bise on Twitter for reminding us to tout Boobiethon.

• Smash Mouth Politics reported on ogling breasts as a means of life extension. SMP had been intending to follow up with a post about the wife catching you ogling these famous breasts, but said post has been put on hold, or on a headstone, or something. SMP also holds forth Minka Kelly as a form of Hillary Clinton-proof mental floss.
• House of Eratosthenes linked Sloane Peterson, whom I thought totally cute, but didn't seem to do much after Ferris. Back to his Alphabet of Beauty project, Freeberg gets to Holly Weber and Izabella Scorupco this week.
• Yankee Phil says Audrina Patridge has a restraining order against a stalker. Dudes: cut that out!
• Fishersville Mike plays the Miranda Lambert with guitar card.
• Robert Pearson's Chest Blog has started up a series of Blogs that Could Save the World. Part I is the Bikini blog. Rule 5 Sunday seeks to highlight exactly this sort of intensive, scientifically-oriented blogging. Go forth and conquer, Robert.
• Political Castaway has been sneaky. You go to the page and they've got some punt as a logo that looks like they just salvaged it and patched the hole in the bottom and declared victory. Then they post a video of a party that they threw on their real boat. Smittypalooza has been totally played for a fool. Next time we get together, it's on the Potomac, and it's on you guys!
• Ed Driscoll reveals an interest in women in boots. In formation. With guns. NTTAWWT.
• The Pirate's Cove, the godfather of Rule 5 Sunday, has a patented Sunday pinup.
• Hair on Fire, to which I finally have subscribed, has a Chippendale post that makes up for the lack of participation from the ladies in Rule 5.
• The Indentured Servant Girl has some early Marylin Monroe pics.
• Troglopundit breaks down the Copenhagen decision to eight Brazillan vs. three Chicago women. The whole thing was a pure Rule 5 play. Best decision out of the IOC since they dropped Troglodyte Rhythm Egg Fertilization Gymnastics.
• Three Beers Later brings the classic Pamela Anderson.
• Rightofcourse offers Melissa Marie Gonzalez in a pic that is the raciest yet of the lot.
• Knowledge is Power, especially weather knowledge. In this case, the Seattle Mist of the Lingerie Football League.
• Paco say: "Ina Ray Hutton?" and we say: "Sure".
• So it Goes in Shreveport has an Octoberfest post. Lots of cute knees on offer.
• The Classic Liberal has taken didactic Rule 5 blogging to new heights: "This week we’ll look at the history of the Federal Reserve, and the very pretty Michigan girl, Kristen Bell!" It's an odd school, but one with much to commend it.
• VodkaPundit includes Monica Bellucci in a post on Polanski. In contrast to Polanski, VP knows a good play when he sees one.
• Nation of Cowards picked up on the volleyball theme.
• The Camp of the Saints has breech loaded the Rule 5 cannon this week. Be careful now, that metaphor is loaded.
  • Sophia Loren is a perfect example of a woman who ages like wine.
  • Joey Heatherton is simply cute.
  • Pink Floyd, "Wish You Were Here" was a tad conceptual, but we're easy.
  • Jessica Simpson is there to help you with your art voting questions.
  • Pinup action at the Lord Fatheringay von Whoopsie Memorial Hospital.
  • Finally, Christina Hendricks keeps things south of serious.
• Dustbury is a fan of Shelley Long, for obvious reasons.
• HotMES lives up to her billing, featuring Adriana Lima in a post that ends up slightly NSFW cheeky.

That's your Rule 5 wrap. Please send more tasteful stuff to Smitty, and I'll catch you later. Peace, out.