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by Smitty

This week's FMJRA salutes the mighty Iowahawk. It's not often we admit that anyone's flair for insanity exceeds our own, but "A man's got to know his limitations."

This blog's entry into the fray, entitled "Subliminal Presidential Logic" puts us on the contest map. It spelunks within the underbelly of the substantial sub-terranian sub-text of the latest US rhetorical embarrassment, delivered at the UN by BHO, and appears at the end of this post, in an effort to minimize browser damage.

Green Tea Wolverines

• Bonzai linked the GTP post, and will hopefully attend. I'm dragging my parents. Woo hoo!
• Fishersville Mike echoed the announcement. Hopefully he makes it.

Feeding Frenzies
This blog never goes Rule 4 without didactic purpose. One of Stacy McCain's unconscious skills is that of teaching. Even when a 49% flagrant goof-off, he's still 51% making a valuable point.
Feeback on Can't all conservatives at least agree that Glenn Beck is not the enemy?

• Bits Blog quotes and analyzes Stacy's work.
• NoisyRoom picks it up.
• Carol's Closet: "This little dust up between Beck and Levin is simply par for the course. Neither of the two men are known for their meekness so it stands to reason that any disagreement would be articulated strongly."
• Lead and Gold: "I don't like Beck. I actually blogged about how much i disliked him over four years ago. But i DVR his program everyday now. Not because i am a 100% fan but because he has been "breaking" news or at least pushing important matters out to a wider audience." I'm personally non-plussed by his style, but thankful for his substance.
• Below the Beltway gathers a chorus of 'no' answers.
• The Lonely Conservative "The Other McCain covered it so well I can’t really add to it. With the exception of so called conservatives who endorsed Barack Obama, and primaries, I try to shy away from dissing our side."
• Poliblogger quotes Rick Moran, whose myopia is on clear display in that statement.
• Instpundit quoted Stacy.
• Texas for Sarah Palin linked and analyzed the situation.
• Ruby Slippers: "That Beck said something controversial should shock no one. Disagree with him on that point if you must. Beck, however, is not the one with his foot on the pedal with the car teetering on the verge of the Big Government abyss."
• The Classic Liberal rounds things up nicely.
• One Fine Jay discusses polemics and apologists.
• Dana Loesch at BigGovernment.com: "Thankfully, fellow conservative bloggers like RS McCain, Little Miss Attila and others recognized early on and by way of SEO made sure that their mentions of search terms involving Giles and bikinis brought searchers to their blogs, effectively lampooning those of ill will."
• Belvedere is very insightful on this topic.
• Fishersville Mike figures Beck is in hot standby.

The Proposition That "X is not a racist person" is not Falsifiable
At least, not on this mortal plane.

• Kn@ppster, nevertheless, flogs a dead horse.
• Ordinary Gentlemen hedges on the subject.
• Moralia denounces pretty much everyone in a raaaaacism roundup.
• The Daily Gator hat tipped us for "Obama Loves the Little Children"
• Rightofcourse also linked the raaaaacism post on the Obama school hymn.
• Saberpoint continues its staunch, truthful, and correct support of this blog.

Charles Johnson and the Powdered Pferd Herd
Speaking of flogging a dead horse...

• Update: Cynthia Yockey makes an important point concerning Kejda Gjermani, and the FMJRA would like to issues a formal apology and plead for mercy for taking so long to recognize Cynthia's excellent post. This is proof that even the dumbest head (mine) can be calibrated by sufficient boots thereto.
• Honesty in Motion links the latest episode, and also here.
• Infidel Blogger's Alliance plays the Cochrane card.
• Centurean2 has a lengthy roundup/analysis.
• The Rude News: "Poor Charles Johnson. He has a hand on his head and is swinging for R.S. McCain’s knees. In a recent post, which shall remain unlinked, the formerly great Johnson bemoans his condition as McCain’s 'deranged one-sided "war" against me.'"
• Snapped Shot has some great thoughts on the topic.
• NoisyRoom linked the 'Troll with own website' post.
• his vorpal sword has a daft take on the matter.
• Stop the ACLU Calls Charles Johnson 'Ishmael'.
• Shield of Achilles brings the subject to heel.
• The Daley Gator: Stacy "is beating Charlie like a rented, red-headed, government mule!"
• [NSFW] Political Bylne throws down the gauntlet
• NoisyRoom picked up on LGF and the culture of death.
• A Conservative Shemale notes the current fracas.
• Paco Enterprises noted us in "Decline and Fall".
• Daily Pundit suggests a Steve Miller Band moment for Charles.
• Piece of Work in Progress spends a Shakespearean round on Charles. Great clip.
• Stogie has some excellent background intel on LGF staff.

Emotional Rescue

• HotMES re-ice-capped the glacial state of Lefty female hotness, linking us when things got emotional.
• Little Miss Attila suggests Stacy should go bison hunting.

Can't Think of ACORNy Joke

• Honesty in Motion hat tipped us while embedding a Rush Limbaugh clip on the topic.
• Snapped Shot mentions the IRS punting of ACORN, and the scourge of raaaaacism along with it.
• Snapped Shot quotes us as saying "Pfffffffft!"

Keep Us On The Road

• NoisyRoom linked the Motörhead reference to the Tea Party Express.
• The Reaganite Republican Resistance had another well-formatted roundup, and linked the TPE post.

'AT&T' Rhymes With 'Suppository'

I like my new, un-cheap paperweight, but I would have preferred (a) service (b) a cel phone. It was pointed out to me at the AT&T store that I had in fact bought the hardware from a re-seller, not a corporate AT&T outfit. My diaper is still full, but one must be fair.

• Dustbury offered some commiseration. "Vendors, if pressed on the matter, will argue that it’s those crappy policies that keep them in business." Pressed, crushed: what's in a verb?
• Dyspepsia Generation "Two tin cans and a string give better service than AT&T, and cost far less."

Piling on Beautifully

• Troglidarity is solid on the Michael Lind hammering.
• WyBlog liked the "nice hot cup of STFU"
• The Camp of the Saints placed a review of this post alongside Pundette, who is excellent company indeed.

Million Med March

• NoisyRoom linked it.

Carville

• The Rude News liked the SNL Carville impression.
• A Conservative Shemale did, too, and has a re-done site.
• KURU Lounge liked the SNL Carville clip.

Senseless Violence

• Kenny's Sideshow picked us up.
• Political Byline rounds up the Kentucky Census tragedy.
• Bob Belvedere rounds up links on the issue.

Other FMJRA Outings

• Carol's Closet
• The Right Guy
• So it Goes in Shreveport
• Medary
• Rightpundits
• The Classic Liberal and also here
• The Reaganite Republican Resistance

Miscellaneous Shouts

• Grand Rants links a Moe Lane distillation of Stacy.
• Moe Lane picks up the latest IG-Gate news with Senator Grassley.
• Political Castaway notes that Jim Moran cannot be reached for comment on the racism inherent in Virgnia traffic lanes.
• Carol's Closet links us on the population bomb.
• The Sundries Shack recalls the IG-Gate scandal in connection to the NEA scandal.
• Dyspepsia Generation concurs on Bushism and Latimerism.
• Apologies Demanded expands on the Keynsian threat.
• Rightofcourse linked Gold Medal Mental Gymnastics on the Left, amidst the usual blogwhoring.
• NoisyRoom linked the Bernard Navarro clip.
• Moe Lane hat tips us on Blitzer talking to Axelrod.
• Tai Chi Policy summarizes the tactics of the left.
• Medary linked "Foreign Policy Made Simple".
• The Classic Liberal responds to with Rule 5 goodness to appropriate feedback.
• NoisyRoom liked the Andrew Klavan link, and also Noted the Census worker tragedy. Finally, the best blog headline evah.
• The Classic Liberal linked the free speech clip.
• Obi's Sister is still bailing out down in Georgia.
• The Camp of the Saints picks us up variously:
  
  • Miles and miles of Hannah Giles search terms.
  • Quoting me concerning Giles and O'Keefe's work.
  • Rumors about the two.
  • The Mirage of social justice.
  • A spot-on quote of the day.
• Ed Driscoll noted "the ransom note method of editing".

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Update:
Adrienne's Catholic Corner not only blames RSM for the complete destruction of her schedule (his book Donkey Cons seems the chief instrument), but insists that FMJRA note an unnoticed, yet shamefully obedient devotee of Rule #1.
That would be Mark in Spokane, who picked us up on last Wednesday and Friday. Mark noted Stacy's ongoing Rule 4 altercation with LGF, and a short roundup of blogs on the right. We need to get more Technorati participation, or direct emailing of links to me for inclusion.

Update II:
Graciously quoted by one of the senior members of the blogosphere, Daily Pundit.

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"Subliminal Presidential Logic"

This piece takes a quotation from the latest Presidential train wreck and applies Eccl 7:13 Consider the work of God: for who can make that straight, which he hath made crooked? as best as possible to the underlying logic. A surprising message pours forth for the attentive.

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