Thankfully, fellow conservative bloggers like RS McCain, Little Miss Attila and others recognized early on and by way of SEO made sure that their mentions of search terms involving Giles and bikinis brought searchers to their blogs, effectively lampooning those of ill will.Please read the whole thing. It's good finally to see some official recognition for the army of bloggers who've helped with the Google-bomb project to protect Hannah from the left-wing smear merchants. I'm told they've already resorted to the kind of disgusting Photoshop tactics they've used against Ann Coulter, IYKWIMAITYD.
We anticipated their attack, and so we're not only foiling their predictable smears, it also means that every time Hannah makes the news again, Google searches bring the luridly curious to conservative sites, boosting our traffic.
And there's something else I should mention. If a freak is hooked on Internet porn to the point that he feels a compulsive need to Google for "Hannah Giles nude" or "Hannah Giles sex video" just because he sees a pretty girl on TV, doesn't he need help?
You never know. There are no accidents, as I like to say, and who knows what could happen if some porn-addicted dude, hunting for that picture, decides to click here? He might read that Hannah Giles is a fine Christian girl whose father is a youth minister.
That porn freak might feel some sense of embarrassment when he realizes how much time he's wasted Googling for "Hannah Giles lingerie." or "Hannah Giles topless." And he might say to himself, "Hey, you know, I hate taxes and deficits and intrusive government control, just like these conservative bloggers."
Perhaps that twisted, perverted soul will see a link that says "How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog," and he'll read down to Rule 5 ("Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl") and a spark will be kindled in his corrupt heart, and the light of truth will pierce his sin-clouded mind, suggesting the possibility of redemption.
"Maybe there's hope for me," the guy says. He thinks seriously about deleting his porn stash and clearing his bookmarks. "Instead of wasting all this time looking at porn on the Internet, maybe I should do something more productive. I could start a political blog and join the fight to preserve American liberty for future generations."
I'm pretty sure that explains Ace of Spades HQ. NTTAWWT.
Now, just in case anyone thinks I'm stupid, I also anticipated other possibilities. Who knows what's out there? However, had the Left succeeded in their attempt to get sexy photos of Hannah Giles, I'd still have them beat. The photos are real. And they're spectacular. Just a hint:
For two full weeks, I've had a completed post queued up and ready, so that I could publish the whole thing at the touch of a button, and prevent the Left from gaining any advantage even if they did find something.
Hannah's dad is a (very well-armed) friend of mine, and Hannah is the same age as my own daughter, and I don't want Perez Hilton or some other slimeball to get any of that traffic. Hannah Giles deserves to be respected, not smeared.
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. . . . Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.Hope you'll be kind enough to hit the tip jar. Lots of smart guys on the Web, but insane geniuses are rare.
-- Proverbs 31:10,30 KJV