What Part of 'It Won't Work'Is So Hard to Understand?

Dec. 8, 2008: It Won't Work
Feb. 9, 2009: It Still Won't Work
May 4, 2009: Hey, By The Way, Just In Case You Didn't Notice, It Won't Work
May 27, 2009: OK, Now I Will Speak Very Loudly So Maybe You'll Understand: IT WON'T WORK!

Lather, Rinse, Repeat: IT WON'T WORK!

UPDATE: "Are the people of this country really that stupid??" Adrienne, did you ever hear of something called "the public education system"?