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Andrew Breitbart in the Washington Times brought me to the state of dueling reflexes:
BREITBART: How Sean Penn won the war
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Mr. Penn has spent a generation portraying his public self as a narcissistic, petulant, pugilistic and insufferable left-winger, but in fact he is a rational, even-keeled gentleman and a devoted teetotaling devotee of family values.
What makes his secret life all the more remarkable is that he didn't learn these skills at Langley, Va. - CIA Headquarters USA. He is an auto-didact - a self-taught master of disguise. He's not just a method actor, but a method spy as well.
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The tattooed hand recalls another intellectual heavy-weight:
He could make that into a good series, featuring a new heroic Lefty each week.
ReplyDeleteThe modesty of the proposal is postly Swiftian.
ReplyDeletehttp://thundertales.blogspot.com/2009/05/tongue-firmly-in-cheek.html
And we're supposed to forget that the reason he's not still married to Madonna is because he liked to use her as a punching bag?
ReplyDeleteBefore he ever opened his piehole about politics there was plenty enough reason to despise him, now his public persona matches his private one.
At least Ozzy has some redeeming social value...
ReplyDeleteOzzy? Oh, he's MI6. Tell me you knew.
ReplyDeleteMost people tie a string around their finger.
ReplyDeleteMr. Penn has done us all one better by tattooing his personal reminder directly onto his fist.
Hey, c'mon, bash Penn all you want, but Ozzy's sacred. The man was in Black Sabbath for pete's sake!
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ReplyDeleteThe virtue of Ozzy is that he's never tried to take himself too seriously.
Oh this was too much, Smitty. I just had to add to it. Plus, you wanted to hear from me, so I thought this was the perfect (and I mean the exact definition of the word) opportunity to do so.
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