My sexy wife, by the way, is convinced that at least 10% of my Facebook friends are girls who actually wanted to befriend Robert Stacy McCain Jr. Easy to tell the difference: Junior is the one who likes cats. It's OK, I'm still the King of Rock 'n' Roll. UPDATE: Everybody's a blog critic at my house.
Mrs. Other McCain: "Why did you use that picture with the nasty long hair?"Yeah, he is wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd hat. Which is definitely cool, even if not sexy.
Me: "Well, he's a rock star, right? Long hair. Besides, chicks dig cats."
Junior: "Wait a minute, I've got a sexier picture than that . . ."