Monday, June 8, 2009

Dr. Helen is only No. 12?

John Hawkins had asked me if I wanted to help judge the contest that resulted in "The 15 Hottest Conservative Women in New Media" list. But I spent the past five days down in Georgia, so I didn't have time to participate.

Thank goodness. If I'd been on that committee, I'd be forever 'Lanche-less for having been so stupid as to rank Dr. Helen a mere No. 12 -- not even in the Top 10!

Dudes, this is no the way to ingratiate yourself with Professor Glenn Reynolds. I know several of the women in the Top 15 -- Ashley Herzog, Michelle Oddis, Michelle Malkin, Pamela Geller, Ann Coulter, Amanda Carpenter and Rachel Marsden -- and wouldn't want to offend any of them by rating them as if they were beef cattle at the county fair. And I'm pretty doggone sure I'd put Dr. Helen at least in the Top Five.

My choice for No. 1? Of course, Mrs. Other McCain:

Granted, she's not in the New Media. More like the other way around. But that counts, too, right?


  1. Mrs. Other McCain is obviously very game.

  2. Uh, did you mean "the other way around" the way I think you meant it? Or do I just have a dirty mind?

  3. So the part where it says the list is "in no particular order" means nothing then?

    She's not rated "#12" -- she's rated "in the top 15" -- as is every other woman on that list.

  4. Robert Stacy McCain - mind your manners!