Thursday, March 19, 2009

Another amazing alumni success story from The Other McCain School of Blogging

Not only did one of my clients get more than 8,000 hits in just her first 15 days of blogging, but she also finally got Big Sexy to send her that box of Godiva chocolate:

Everybody give her a Rule 2. Yes, that includes you, Monique. You can get your revenge in the Jello wrestling match later.
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Posted by Robert Stacy McCain at 8:39 PM
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11 comments:

  1. CarinThu Mar 19, 09:03:00 PM

    That's it. I'm bring my boobs to my blog.

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  2. The Right GuyThu Mar 19, 09:06:00 PM

    Where is this school and how do I apply?

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  3. Dan CollinsThu Mar 19, 09:22:00 PM

    It's more a 12-step program than a school, really, The Right Guy.

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  4. The Right GuyThu Mar 19, 09:38:00 PM

    I am Jim. I am a blogoholic.

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  5. Dan CollinsThu Mar 19, 09:45:00 PM

    First thing, as Carin mentions, is go get yourself a nice pair of cans.

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  6. The Right GuyThu Mar 19, 09:51:00 PM

    Well, considering I am a guy, and not Brad Pitt, I will skip that trip to the plastic surgeon.

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  7. Robert Stacy McCainThu Mar 19, 09:52:00 PM

    Dan, I don't judge a woman by whether she's got a nice set of "cans," as you so vulgarly call them. I'm more a Sir Mix-a-Lot kinda guy.

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  8. The Right GuyThu Mar 19, 09:54:00 PM

    The sexiest part of a woman is her mind. Unfortunately, god doesn't usually let us get in line twice.

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  9. Dan CollinsThu Mar 19, 09:57:00 PM

    God, what a benighted time this was, Stacy. I'm so glad to be living in Obama's America.

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  10. CarinThu Mar 19, 10:30:00 PM

    Well, what if you've got, both, great cans and back?

    I guess I'm left with option three. Rickroll.

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  11. Robert Stacy McCainThu Mar 19, 10:50:00 PM

    Carin, you must understand that we men, by our objectifying gaze, are the exclusive judges of whether your cans are nice and whether you've got much back. So bring it, or don't. We can play it either way, right guys?

    Speaking of which, hat tip to Dan for this:

    THE DARK NIGHT OF PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION

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