Greasy Gavin Newsom claims his hair “literally” caught on fire from an
ember while visiting Pacific Palisades fire
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Well Greasy Gavin Newscum is quite the story teller isn’t he? Now he’s
claiming his greasy head of hair burst
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That's it. I'm bring my boobs to my blog.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this school and how do I apply?
ReplyDeleteIt's more a 12-step program than a school, really, The Right Guy.
ReplyDeleteI am Jim. I am a blogoholic.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing, as Carin mentions, is go get yourself a nice pair of cans.
ReplyDeleteWell, considering I am a guy, and not Brad Pitt, I will skip that trip to the plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteDan, I don't judge a woman by whether she's got a nice set of "cans," as you so vulgarly call them. I'm more a Sir Mix-a-Lot kinda guy.
ReplyDeleteThe sexiest part of a woman is her mind. Unfortunately, god doesn't usually let us get in line twice.
ReplyDeleteGod, what a benighted time this was, Stacy. I'm so glad to be living in Obama's America.
ReplyDeleteWell, what if you've got, both, great cans and back?
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm left with option three. Rickroll.
Carin, you must understand that we men, by our objectifying gaze, are the exclusive judges of whether your cans are nice and whether you've got much back. So bring it, or don't. We can play it either way, right guys?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, hat tip to Dan for this:
THE DARK NIGHT OF PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION