Tuesday: 'Call in Conservative'!

The folks who brought you An American Carol have a suggestion for Inauguration Day:

What do you do when you aren’t feeling well? You call in sick to work! Well, what do you do when the political left is taking over the White House? You call in conservative! On January 20, Democrats will say “Yes, we did” to a new President. But today you can say “Oh, no you didn’t!” by calling in “Conservative!”

Beats "calling in gay," I suppose.