Thursday, January 15, 2009

It's all a CONSPIRACY!

Paranoids everywhere, put on your tinfoil hats and brace yourself for this scary news:
President-elect Barack Obama's swearing-in Tuesday will incorporate several elements out of America's Masonic past.
One-third of the signers of the Constitution, many of the Bill of Rights signers and America's first few presidents (except for Thomas Jefferson) were Freemasons, a fraternal organization that became public in early 18th-century England.
Although it became fabulously popular in America, at one time encompassing 10 percent of the population, Pope Clement XII condemned Freemasonry in 1738 as heretical. The latest pronouncement was issued in 1983 by then-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger - now Pope Benedict XVI - who called Masonic practices "irreconcilable" with Catholic doctrine.
Still, as the first president, George Washington had to come up with appropriate rituals for the new country. He borrowed many of them from Masonic rites he knew as "worshipful leader" of a lodge in Alexandria.
Democrat, Republican, black, white -- no matter who's the president, the Bavarian Illuminati are still secretly running the show. With able assistance, of course, from the Trilateral Commission, the Bildeburgers, the Committee on Foreign Relations, the IMF, the Federal Reserve, Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones and -- who can forget? -- the Zionists.

New World Order! Blue helmets! Area 51! Neocons! Paranoids can fit a myriad of contradictions into their demented worldview. The only thing they can't deal with is sarcasm. We now return you to the George Noory show . . .


  1. Laugh all you want, but is it a coincidence that Obama gave a speech at George MASON University? Huh?

  2. Just because I'm paranoid does not mean they aren't out to get me..

  3. Is it such a bad thing? Who doesn't want a Utopian society were everyone gets along, all religions have value, education and reason are venerated, and prosperity is the order of the day...

    Or woudl we rather go back to buring books and people for having these wild ideas?

    Whats funny about the title to this piece is that McCain is the one who comes from the Masonic heritage. You woudl think that if anyone carried that agenda, it would have been him.