Advice to Jay Leno

Dude, fire your joke writers. Who needs 'em now?

• Obama's mother-in-law moving into the White House -- If you can't ad-lib two jokes a night out of that, Jay, you might as well retire.
• Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Surgeon General -- A recurring one-liner, used as an all-purpose punchline.
• Senator Roland Burris -- Ditto.
• John Ziegler and David Shuster -- On slow nights, just replay the video clips.
• Gov. Rod Blagojevich, poet -- "You know I need to make a buck/Obama, you ungrateful . . ."

Via Memeorandum, the political blog aggregator.