Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A most unfortunate trend

In a transparent effort to boost their ratings, ABC News reports:
Carry -- a Colorado college student who had been in a steady relationship for months -- was recently cajoled by her boyfriend into some sexual experimentation.
He wanted to try anal sex, and even though the 20-year-old said she was "OK with the idea," she nervously downed several drinks before their lovemaking began.
Within 15 seconds, Carry -- not her real name -- said she was "crying and asking him to stop."
They never did it again. But experts say that as social morales ease, more young heterosexuals are engaging in anal sex, a behavior once rarely mentioned in polite circles. And the experimentation, they worry, may be linked to the current increase in sexually transmitted diseases.
The menace of teen anal sex! If ABC's not doing a random Google-bait here, I'm Joseph Pulitzer. But as for the willingness of young people to take it up the poop chute, I will point out that Obama got 66% of the under-30 vote.


  1. Your funniest post yet!
    Although your math doesn't add up,
    the point is well made.
    Poop chute....

  2. Nothing like a little random Google-bait, huh?

  3. Young 4-eyes has the lowest standards for comedy yet!

  4. what are they thinking? aren't they supposed to show balance? where's the girl telling about how well her experience went? Where's Tristan Taormino when we need her?


  5. What ever happened to the good old BJ?