- Madonna pays off her ex-husband. The divorce settlement is reported at 32 million British pounds, which is somewhere north of $50 million. Why so much? It was worth at least that much to include a clause that forbids Guy Ritchie from telling the world that Madonna's nether regions resemble a cross between the Grand Canyon and a Red Lobster seafood platter.
- Which member of the Spears family likes to get drunk and threaten people with knives? "All of the above" is not an option.
- And what does Britney plan to do for Christmas? "Family time" -- hide the booze and the cutlery!
- Britney's first husband jailed for probation violation, no word on whether knives were involved.
- Jamie Lynn Spears infuriated by liposuction rumors, threatens lawsuit. Also, guzzles gin and brandishes knife.
- "X-Men" star tries super-powers in South Dakota bar fight, gets his butt kicked.
- Otherwise attractive actress exposes herself as a humorless feminist troll.
- Porn pioneer Bettie Page, 85, in critical condition.
- MTV reality-show loser dies in car wreck.
- Swiss dude getting some Shania Twain action. (As if I needed another reason to hate foreigners.)
Communist Bernie Sanders wouldn’t run for re-election (he will be 89 at the
end of his term)
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The communist leech from Vermont is finally going away… He basically helped
transform an already treasonous party of Democrats into
The post Communist Be...
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