Have erudition, will travel

The New York Times says that National Review "may have lost . . . its reputation as the cradle for conservative intellectuals and home for erudite and well-mannered debate."

I could have prevented this tragedy, if only those &%$#ing @$$holes had hired me instead of that %$#&!#$%ing douchebag Rich Lowry . . .

UPDATE: The lowbrow slobs will have a tractor-pull/Jello-wrestling contest Wednesday.