Sunday, November 16, 2008

Celebrity lesbian attacked!

By animal-rights activists:
PARIS, France -- An anti-fur campaigner doused Lindsay Lohan in flour on Friday evening in Paris People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals announced in a statement.
The organization said the actress was "showered" with cooking powder, while at a Paris nightclub.
"The actor, who was on her way into the VIP room on the Champs-Elysées just after 1 AM early Saturday, had an entire bag of flour dumped over her head by a French fur foe who shouted, 'Lindsay Lohan -- fur hag!'" PETA said in a statement released to Access Hollywood.
They claim the actress, who was in London earlier this week with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, before moving on to Paris alongside the celebrity DJ, wore multiple fur coats this week, angering activists.
"Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all," PETA Europe's Robbie LeBlanc said in the statement.
Stop the hate, people! Just because famous lesbians are anti-animal doesn't justify famous animals being anti-lesbian. Or something like that. Besides, when Lindsay was hanging out with Britney, I seem to recall some paparazzi photos that indicated Lindsay wasn't really into wearing fur, if you know what I mean.

UPDATE: Just Google-checked my paparazzi memory. And indeed, no fur. (It's research, OK?)

1 comment:

  1. May be Lindsey should have stayed home and protested the Mormons. At least they wouldn't have gotten on her for wearing dead animals or acting like one.