Sunday, July 20, 2008

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Albany (N.Y.) Times-Union:
A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.
(Via Nice Deb.) "Allegedly"? Video of the crime:

(Via Ace of Spades HQ) Ben Franklin once said, "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to dress up in an inflatable penis costume and remove all doubt."

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