Sunday, September 20, 2009

Vom Blogenkriege

by Smitty

As with Carl von Clausewitz, I'm mostly an observer in the recent round of blog-clock-cleaning. For those interested in a metablogological perspective, here are a couple of posts of note:
  • The Libertarian Popinjay, Live from Lost Wages, brings us "How The Blogosphere Became Professional Wrestling"
    This meditation covers both Andrew Sullivan and Charles Johnson, and offers a broad perspective covering this decade on the rise and fall of two of the bigger names in the blogosphere. Key point (but read the full monty):
    Let's be clear: Sullivan and Johnson can have whatever beliefs they choose. They're free to go from right to left and everywhere in between to their heart's desire. What is so strange is that the very actions they used to condemn are now their modus operandi.
  • Bill Quick, the Daily Pundit, who christened the blogosphere and has about seven times the posts that this blog has produced, cuts to the chase in "charles johnson: take the money and run":
    Charles will continue to move farther and farther to the left, goaded by his distaste for social conservatives, and in response to their attacks on him in answer to his loudly stated distaste, and as he does so, he will pick up legions of lefty moonbat readers. I have no doubt at all that his readership is rising - probably rapidly. The left is always looking for new champions in the endless battle against liberty, and the left rewards its fellow travelers with money, since it cannot offer self-respect.
I was going to embed War, "Why can't we be friends?" but let's go for realpolitik instead:



Update:
Jumping in Pools says that Congressman Roy Blunt is on the LGF radar as well.

MSM decline: Not a bug, but a feature

Stole that line from Dafydd ab Hugh in the Green Room, who relays this from The Hill:
The president said he is “happy to look at” bills before Congress that would give struggling news organizations tax breaks if they were to restructure as nonprofit businesses.
“I haven’t seen detailed proposals yet, but I’ll be happy to look at them,” Obama told the editors of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and Toledo Blade in an interview.
Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.) has introduced S. 673, the so-called “Newspaper Revitalization Act,” that would give outlets tax deals if they were to restructure as 501(c)(3) corporations. That bill has so far attracted one cosponsor, Cardin’s Maryland colleague Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D).
My senators from the People's Republic of Maryland, who are aiming to bail out the disastrously mismanaged (and transparently biased) Baltimore Sun. You'll notice that nine times out of 10, when my buddy Jeff Quinton at Baltimore's Inside Charm City blog posts a scoop, it's first reported by WBAL, which runs circles around the Sun's anemic online operation. As always, the Welfare State ignores success and rewards failure. Carolyn Tackett comments:
It seems the way to get taxpayer money these days is to make nice with the Administration. This is certainly true of this country's newspaper industry which has either ignored, downplayed or buried stories critical to the administration. It is highly doubtful that the industry will be more likely to view the administration with a critical eye if the are being propped up by the government.
More at Memeorandum, Toledo Blade, JammieWearingFool and RedState.

Wonder what Obama would say if Republicans sponsored a bailout for Andrew Breitbart's BigGovernment.com?

So Icy Boys 38, Bebot 24

After Friday's humiliating defeat at the hands of son Bob's Brick Squad, the So Icy Boys recruited Bob's twin brother James for Sunday's game, and triumphed.

James (second from the right in back) actually ran for a touchdown. As a defensive back, he got beat on a couple of plays ("Don't let that man get behind you, boy!"), but also made some key tackles including three QB sacks in a row on the blitz. Did old No. 27 proud.

The general sloppiness of So Icy Boys on defense -- no way they should have given up four touchdowns to Bebot -- was frustrating. In the end, however, victory is the balm that heals all wounds.

Next Sunday, Brick Squad meets So Icy Boys, putting paternal loyalty in neutral. But I'm sure both teams will be fired up for . . . The McCain Bowl?

Paco lights up a camel

by Smitty

Your attention is drawn to the enterprising Paco, who delves into those gritty, hardboiled details that escape all but the most seasoned investigators. The story seems to involve a dromedary in heat, after a fashion.
"How do you do, Detective Paco?", the man inquired, extending a small, liver-spotted paw. "I'm Frederick Stuyvesant, and this is my wife, Minerva." The wife gave me a nod and a friendly smile. I invited them to sit down.

Sheila, who appeared to have developed an instant fondness for the Stuyvesants, put her hand on the back of the husband's chair and leaned over to ask if they wanted anything.

Now, one of the most fascinating things about Sheila is this: even when she’s wearing a loose-fitting blouse, as she was that morning, her upper-story charms tend to make the thing look very snug, particularly when the top two buttons are unfastened and she's leaning over a chair. Mr. Stuyvesant, presented with this unexpected view, began licking his lips, like a hungry bear in front of whom two honey pots had just been dangled invitingly, and his right hand wandered absent-mindedly inside his suit jacket, most likely to give his pacemaker a good thump. Minerva jabbed him in the ribs.

"She means coffee or tea, Freddie. Or maybe a nitroglycerine pill."
The whole thing promises to be a jolly romp in the Dashiell Hammett tradition.

Doug Giles writes column about Hannah, doesn't threaten to kill me (by name)

This is very good news!
It's been quite interesting watching and reading the statements coming from ACORN and various "news" organizations about the "facts" of the Giles/O'Keefe ACORN caper. . . .
Doug then proceeds to demolish all of the MSM/ACORN lies from start to finish. He does not specifically address the "Hannah Giles bikini" Google-bombs which conservative bloggers have deployed in defending his girl from the Left's predictable Photoshop smears.

I had a long phone conversation Friday with Jason "Big Sexy" Mattera, trying to get him to explain to our mutual (muscular and very well-armed) friend, Mr. Giles, exactly what the strategy was, and why the strategy could not be explained online, but had to be joked about. IYKWIMAITYD.

Mr. Giles will probably not hunt me down and shoot me like a dog. God forbid anybody is stupid enough to try to hurt Hannah. Here's some more from Doug's column:
Oh, FYI . . . if confessing I’m a sinner, believing orthodox Christian doctrine, saluting our flag and that for which it stands, loving the Constitution, hating terrorists, being fond of guns, hunting, country and rock music while adoring freedom makes me a crazy ultra-conservative Christian lunatic then I guess I am one of those. I will put that name right next to the other name Obama's former green czar called such a person back in March (I believe he called us "a**holes").
Oh, Doug, you should read some of the things Charles Johnson has said about people like you. Or then again, maybe you shouldn't. At any rate, my own 20-year-old daughter has a T-shirt from Rock For Life, which bears a motto:
You will not silence my message
You will not mock my God
You will stop killing my generation
Six kids, Doug. You wouldn't kill a father of six, would you?

The latest from Lydia

You remember Lydia, who contributed the LGF neo-Nazi expose this past week. She sent me an e-mail with mention of Johnson's attack on PJM -- where, according to William Teach, the kindness subsequently has been returned -- and ends her e-mail by asking:
Is it paranoid/crazy to think that he has been (literally) bought by one of the Sugar Daddies on the left? Or is he just establishing his ideological bona fides after switching sides? I know that you have a tough skin, but it couldn't have felt good to have Charles attack you like that. At least now, it's obvious that he is not rational.
Correct, it did not feel good to be attacked, ma'am, but pray that God always sends me only cowardly fools for enemies, as I thank God for sending such brave and wise friends like you, Lydia.

Many have speculated on the motives for the sudden Madness of King Charles, but as I noted earlier today, it wasn't really sudden. I had always been under the impression that CJ was independently wealthy, which would make the "Sugar Daddies on the Left" speculation moot. But . . . Sugar Bears? NTTAWWT.

And as for the obviousness of CJ's irrationality . . . well, he attacked me without cause, didn't he?

Chlanna nan con thigibh a so’s gheibh sibh feoil!

UPDATE 12:20 p.m. ET: Via 2.0 Blogmocracy, HadEnough at Comment #20, "Ruh-roh":
370 Killgore Trout
Sun, Sep 20, 2009 8:02:56am
Charles noticed last night that Malkin has added VDARE to her blog roll. Things are gonna get weird.
And when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I saw where this was heading last week and sent an e-mail warning Michelle that Mad King Charles would eventually follow through on his April threat to her. If this is indeed a new add to The Boss's blog roll -- LGF'ers love to make stuff up -- then we can only assume she's daring him to try it.

Be ready for Bloggageddon. The revolution will not be televised, but the apocalypse will be blogged.

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Another day, another Rule 5 Sunday. And, another Czar.
  • Fishersville Mike leads us off, having been the first I saw with a picture of the boob czar. If she has a little tit-for-tat with Rahm Emanuel, she might resolve some of the cleavage in the public discourse brought on by divisive policies that separate Americans into left and right spheres. Eventually, one suspects, she'll go bust and say her ta-tas to the administration in disgust over its inability to titivate the economy.
    Bleg: what does commenter Red mean by this?
  • The Huffer has Garfunkel and Oates managing to be simultaneously Rule 5 and hilarious. The moral is that it's not an addiction if you have a prescription.
  • Pat in Shreveport earns the mournful credit of being the first in with a Patrick Swayze tribute. My favorite Swayze line was "You get all the sleep you need when you die" from Roadhouse. Something of a Navy motto.
  • Troglopundit hammered me over last week's usage of "metrosexual" and who did he deploy for the dirty work? Danic Patrick, that NASCAR Helen who can stop traffic moving at any speed. He celebrated 100 kilo-hits with a Bavarian mädchen doing a 1 liter curl. Finally, he features World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) CEO Linda McMahon, who is pondering 'getting into the ring', so to speak, with Chris Dodd for the CT race for US Senate. That lady could thrash Dodd and Lieberman together, and not because she's much of an amazon.
  • Instapundit likes to find his conservative hotties on Tea Party buses, apparently.
  • Knowledge is Power seems to have some inside jokes in parallel with their Rule 5 activities.
  • Little Miss Attila is somewhat critical of Three Beers Later's use of a very Rule 5 trampoline video to grab some Hannah Giles traffic. LMA's review is critical to the fair and balanced conduct of Rule 5 Sunday, and should be read in full prior to taking in the video.
  • Three Beers Later, very active in the Rule 5 community, has a comic book heroine, as well as a sardonic reminisce about the time he got chained to a rail at a chick concert. I'm pleased to discover I was not the only one to suffer such ignoble abuse back in the day. You are not alone, Richard! Good job on the vocals once you were released. He also put up the 1934 Tarzan skinny dipping scene, which is clearly why they had to have a ratings system for Hollywood.
  • Dustbury contributes Cherry Valence, a study in the well-curved ankle.
  • Atlas Shrugs rounds up some Abercrombie & Fitch advertising which strains the limit of our PG-13 rating.
  • Rightofcourse submits a couple UCLA cheerleaders.
  • At the Point of a Gun just converted me into a Patti Ann Browne devotee, or, as she's known in some circles, Sith Lord Darth Hottiness. Best poker face this side of Kristen Wiig. How do they serve it up like that?
  • Painstaking and meticulous Rule 5 researcher Morgan Freeberg continues the pairwise alphabetic iteration task as only he can. This week it's Famke Janssen and Gemma Atkinson. I really don't understand how Freeberg can maintain this level of scientific detachment.
  • Culture Honcho Paco contributes Rita Hayworth crooning "Amado Mio"
  • WyBlog immortalizes obscure language variations. Saturday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. Just prior to that it was Accuse the Weatherman of Bestiality Day.
  • The Classic Liberal continues to break new ground in the pursuit of Rule 5 excellence. This week we see him breath interest in the evils of income tax with an essay on Nicole Evangeline Lilly. Sterling work, old boy.
  • Jeffords offers helpful suggestions to Jessica Simpson on how to find her dog.
  • A Nation of Cowards continues to locate patriotic bikini photos, for which we're truly grateful.
  • Bob Belvedere contributes Yvonne DeCarlo. Very nice. He also mentioned Mae West, and had some Boob Czar action. There was a Pirate's Cove-ish Saturday pinup, as well.
  • HotMES contributes Kate Beckinsale.
  • VodkaPundit plays the Ann Margaret card.
That's it for the moment. Send updates to Smitty for inclusion.

Update:
Chad includes Anyssa.
William Teach gives us yet another classic pinup.

Remember Hillary Clinton's 1969 Wellesley College thesis on Saul Alinsky?

Wow! Matthew Vadum caught this -- which was actually first reported last weeked while I was covering the 9/12 March On D.C. -- and he has the whole thing in PDF. Brief excerpts:
Democracy is still a radical idea in a world where we often confuse images with realities, words with actions. . . .
In spite of his being featured in the Sunday New York Times, and living a comfortable, expenses-paid life, he considers himself a revolutionary. In a very important way he is. If the ideals Alinsky espouses were actualized, the result would be social revolution. Ironically, this is not a disjunctive projection if considered in the tradition of Western democratic theory. In the first chapter it was pointed out that Alinsky is regarded by many as the proponent of a dangerous socio/political philosophy. As such, he has been feared -- just as Eugene Debs or Walt Whitman or Martin Luther King has been feared, because each embraced the most radical of political faiths -- democracy.
And democracy is a good thing! Maybe if I could have afforded to go to law school like Hillary and Bill Clinton did, I wouldn't have such an "infantile mind," like Professor Walter Williams and Professor Thomas DiLorenzo.

Go to law school kids, or else!

UPDATE: On reading through this loopy thesis, am I the only one who gets the feeling that if Bill didn't inhale, Hillary certainly did? Not that heavy drug use in college permanently impairs the ability to compose cogent prose, but . . .

UPDATE II: Wow! Talk about your weird coincidences, but as soon as I finished adding that first update, I went to comment moderation and found an anonymous comment on a previous post:
Anonymous said...
Doug Mataconis of "Below the Beltway" is a walking, talking mini-me to Charles Johnson. Nevertheless, his blog is listed under "Our Favorite Blogs" on your website. Have you ever bothered to read the crap he posts on his blogsite? He's no conservative, he's anti-homeschooling and violently anti-creationism, anti-Palin, in short, he's almost the antithesis of what this blog site stands for. "Below the Beltway" sucks. You heard it here first.
Sun Sep 20, 10:09:00 AM
So it appears that, even while I was busy traffic-baiting Professor Glenn Reynolds, this anonymous commenter was reading my post about gutless God-hater Charles Johnson and flaming Doug Mataconis. But whereas Charles Johnson is clearly evil, perhaps Mr. Mataconis is merely wrong. As I said last night, there is a difference between wrong and evil:
To fart in a crowded elevator is wrong, but does not necessarily make the perpetrator evil.
Generally speaking, it has been my experience that courtesy and a healthy sense of humor can prevent unnecessary arguments. So let us consider the biography of Doug Mataconis:
All I know is that the evidence is clear that Western Civilization is in a fight for its own survival right now.
On this, we are very much in agreement, and only a fool would desire to insult a man who wishes to fight for the survival of Western Civilization. Let us therefore read further:
Being from New Jersey . . . I am a huge science fiction fan . . .
Which is to say, his mama wouldn't let him play football.
In addition to writing, I enjoy listening to music, specifically jazz. . . . I’m a big Frank Sinatra fan . . .
As am I, having performed Sinatra's tunes many times in karaoke and even, occasionally, leading the audience in a Rockettes-style kick-line dance. NTTAWWT.
In college, I was a subscriber to National Review . . .
In college, I subscribed to Creem magazine. ("Boy Howdy!")
I’m a 37 year old attorney . . . practicing law . . .
(King Henry VI, Part II, Act 4, Scene ii, Dick the Butcher; cf., Luke 11:46.)
When I’m not enjoying time with my wife and dog . . .
Well, just because she's from Ohio, that's no reason to insult your own wife, sir. Of course, I married the only good-looking woman from Ohio, so if you insist that your wife is a dog, well, I have no desire to argue with you. Courtesy and humor . . .

At any rate, you see what can happen. If a blogger starts paying too much attention to his commenters, he might lose his sense of humor. So despite the insulting tone of this anonymous commenter, let me emphasize that I have never meant any insult to you, Mr. Mataconis, but as to what you said about Mrs. Mataconis, that's between you and her.

Remember when LGF's gutless God-hater Charles Johnson hated Bush, too?

Thanks to Basil's Blog for reminding the growing membership of Ex-Lizards Anonymous of this fact:
Many of LGF's posts from February 7, 2001 to September 11, 2001 are gone. At least, from what I remember of the posts during that time period. You may not be aware of this, but before the 9/11 attacks, LGF attacked George W. Bush (whom he called by the Molly Ivins-inspired nickname of "shrub.").

Basil furthermore reminds readers that Charles Johnson's implacable hatred of traditional Judeo-Christian belief is one of those feature-not-a-bug things:
Johnson has no respect whatsoever for anyone who believes in creationism, or intelligent design.

Basil continues by saying of the now-banned ex-Lizards dismayed by Johnson's attacks on Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Glenn Beck, the Tea Party movement, talk radio, Fox News, home-schoolers, etc.:
None of what they are complaining about is new.
Those that jumped on the Charles Johnson bandwagon in 2004 (or in September 2001), didn't seem to understand what they were getting into.
My own view was explained to an agnostic ex-Lizard commenter earlier this morning:
As I've said before, any Christian can understand doubt, it is the intolerant certainty of atheism -- CJ's fanatical belief that he has proven the negative, that God cannot exist, and that the vast majority of Americans are therefore deluded ignoramuses -- which is intrinsically hateful.
What is most striking about all the vitriol now being poured out against conservatives by Charles Johnson is that he never seemed to complain about fundamentalist Christians, etc., when they were sending their sons and daughters to Afghanistan and Iraq to fight and die for his freedom. He never threatened Michelle Malkin, then, either. And during all the years when I was at The Washington Times, working under direct orders not to respond to the left-wing smears against me, Charles Johnson never wrote anything like what he wrote yesterday, quoted by ex-Lizard Lily at 2.0 Blogmocracy:
222 Charles
9/19/2009 1:11:21 pm PDT
A big reason why so many wingnuts are pissed off at me is because they assumed that since I was on the ‘conservative’ side on issues like foreign policy, I was also on board with the whole social conservative agenda, including all of the extreme forms like creationism and theocratic fundamentalism, the crypto-racism of people like Robert Stacy McCain, and the extreme anti-Islamism of Robert Spencer and the shrieking harpy Geller.
They made a lot of assumptions about my beliefs that were completely wrong. Now they're raging at me because they think I "betrayed" them -- when I was never on that train to begin with.
Well, I'm not sure what Michelle Malkin or Ed Morrissey will say about Charles Johnson's Crazy Train to Hell, but I know what I say:

Chlanna nan con thigibh a so’s gheibh sibh feoil!

CHRISTIAN HOME-SCHOOLERS ARRESTED IN N.Y. TERROR PROBE!

Actually, contrary to Charles Johnson's latest theory of right-wing evil, that's not the headline:
Najibullah Zazi, 24, and his father, Mohammed Wali Zazi, 53, were arrested by federal agents late Saturday at their suburban Denver homes. Ahmad Wais Afzali, 37, of Flushing, New York, also was arrested, the Justice Department said.
So, if it wasn't Christian home-schoolers, and it wasn't Glenn Beck or some of those Tea Party "crypto-racists," maybe Najibullah and Mohammed were part of the Vlaams Belang fascist conspiracy with Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer and the Gates of Vienna?

THE FLEMISH MENACE STRIKES AGAIN!

(Hat-tip: 2.0 Blogmocracy.)

Saturday, September 19, 2009

To say that Charles Johnson fights like a third-grade schoolgirl . . .

. . . would be an unwarranted insult to third-grade schoolgirls, some of whom have courage and integrity. Former third-grade schoolgirl Obi's Sister has a screencap showing Hot Air's move of Little Green Footballs to their "Left Channels" category, and comments:
The trend I saw was interesting…as a beginner blogger, I linked there quite a bit. His reports on Islamic cruelty to women were compelling. He had strong opinions on the American ostrich politics regarding the tsunami of Islamic danger heading America’s way. Over the months I linked less; either I felt more comfortable with my own voice or his had changed it’s tune. Then he started attacking other bloggers. You know the rest of the story.
One may attack other bloggers -- and I love a good Rule 4 flame-war perhaps a bit too much -- without behaving in a Johnsonesque manner that would disgrace a third-grade schoolgirl. If you don't know the rest of the story, you can just click here and keep scrolling. But it is the underlying cause of what "semi-literate bigot" Jim Hoft has called the "Little Green Meltdown," and not its detailed history, that must be addressed now.

The Hot Air blogroll reclassification of LGF is also blogged at Honesty in Motion and Underground Conservative, whom I will quote later, but first things first.

The main historical point is that this all began when Mad King Charles attacked Pamela Geller. His original attack was based on information supplied by his commenter "Dave of Sweden." Johnson asserted that Geller was abetting neo-fascism, an accusation directly at odds with Geller's known character. That "Dave of Sweden" has since disappeared, while his real identity and motives remain unknown, shows the fundamental error of Johnson's modus operandi.

Rather than continuing to do useful and original work on his blog, Charles at some point decided that LGF would be about the commenters, with him playing queen-bee to a hive of pseudonymous Lizards in more-or-less continuous Open Thread mode.

This is how Charles Johnson became proprietor of a libel factory, and this is why Little Green Footballs is now "Left Channels." Maybe Allahpundit should go ahead and add Media Matters and Crooks & Liars to that category, just to make clear what type of evil business Mad King Charles is transacting. His stock in trade nowadays is to attribute mala fides to conservatives.

Between Wrong and Evil
To say that Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) shouldn't have shouted "You lie!" during President Obama's address to Congress is merely to say what Wilson himself has admitted -- it was rude and unnecessary, an error of judgment. A congressman ought not shout such things at the president, even when he's lying through his teeth in a televised primetime speech. (Bill Clinton was arguably the most shameless liar in American political history; he was, as Democratic Sen. Bob Kerrey of Nebraska said, an unusually good liar.)

Errors of judgment and lapses of decorum are one thing. To fart in a crowded elevator is wrong, but does not necessarily make the perpetrator evil.

However, to say that Wilson's outburst was motivated by racial animosity is to assert mala fides. To then cite as supporting evidence of Wilson's bad faith his membership in the Sons of Confederate Veterans is to say that every member of the SCV shares the same ill motives and to inaugurate a fruitlessly divisive discussion that can have no end this side of "Damn Yankee scoundrel! Pistols at dawn, suh!"

These sorts of affairs are all fine and good for the pseudonymous likes of "Dave of Sweden," you see, who can pop up, post some garbage about the Swedish anti-jihad movement being controlled by "racists" and then disappear into the online slime-pit from which he emerged.

Like Joe Wilson, however, Pamela Geller is a real human being and not a mere Internet alias. What Charles Johnson did, by promoting "Dave of Sweden" and repeating other people's attacks on Vlaams Belang as "ultra-nationalist," was to question Pamela's motives, disparage her character and defame her good name. Pamela was confronted with a choice:
  • Denounce and repudiate the Brussels conference she had attended; or
  • Stand up in defense of the decent people whose bona fides Johnson had impugned in the process of smearing her.
This was the same kind of choice I faced when Charles Johnson began attacking me a week ago:
Shall I deny being a vicious hater? Shall I denounce Richard Spencer and Peter Brimelow? How many others will Charles Johnson require me to denounce before he's satisified? And how well did the deny-denounce-and-apologize approach to such accusations work out for George Allen?
Having watched this liberal game being played for so long, I have learned one thing: When a white guy points the finger at another white guy and screams, "Raaaaacist!" don't just examine the accusation, examine the accuser.

CJ the Third-Grade Queen Bee
Of course, it may be simultaneously true that (a) Charles Johnson is a gutless sissy, and (b) I am the spiritual heir of Theodore Bilbo. However, if the gutless sissy's accusation seems fishy, if my general political orientation is self-evidently not Bilboesque, then the more important subject of inquiry is not my allegedly evil agenda, but rather the agenda of my accuser.

What's in it for him? Why would Charles Johnson suddenly decide, on Sept. 12, 2009, to accuse Stephen Green (!) of fomenting racial hatred merely by taking my phoned-in reports from the 9/12 March On D.C.?

And it all goes back to "Dave of Sweden" and Pamela Geller. When Pamela defended the Brussels conference and took umbrage at Charles Johnson's libels, she unwittingly provoked a streak of paranoia and sadism inside CJ's soul that had hitherto escaped general notice. One by one, Johnson began throwing conservatives under his Little Green Bus.

Charles Johnson could not accept the possibility that he was wrong and Geller was right. To side with Geller against "Dave of Sweden" would be to confess that he, Charles Johnson, was ignorant of something about which Geller was knowledgeable. Johnson's intellectual bullying resembles malignant narcissism, the characteristic trait of the totalitarian.

CJ's attitude toward Geller manifested an unscrupulous desire to be recognized as some sort of Official Arbiter, rather than being content merely to participate as an equal in the public discourse. It is this narrow, selfish ambition -- the "Mean Girls" quest to be acknowledged as the Queen Bee of the third-grade playground, deciding who is worthy of membership in the Pretty And Popular clique -- that has led Charles Johnson down the road to self-destruction. It's not about politics or ideology or racism, it's about Charles.

Now, let us examine a few observations about the LGF meltdown from other bloggers, beginning with The Underground Conservative:
Little Green Footballs, along with its blog owner, Charles Johnson, has jumped the shark and has transformed itself into a lower-grade version of the Kos Kiddie Day Care Center, the PuffHo or the DUmmyland. Attacks on conservative talk show hosts and bloggers, smears against Christians and inexplicable defense of the likes of Van Jones, the 9/11 Troofer moonbat green jobs czar.
The Nose On Your Face:
When Little Green Footballs, a blog founded by Charles Johnson, started to go off the conservative rails over the past year, many dismissed Johnson’s erratic, obsessive rantings as classic signs of blogger burnout, or a perilously tight ponytail. Indeed, as Johnson lashed out at other conservative websites . . . bloggers across the political spectrum cringed at the precipitous descent of a once-proud stronghold of conservatism.
Brian C. Ledbetter at Snapped Shot:
After complaining constantly about leftist infiltrators coming to LGF to "slur" the site with derogatory comments, what do you suppose Charles Johnson's reaction to one of his own commenters (who happens to be an LGF administrator) doing the exact same thing to another blog?
Honesty in Motion:
Lessons? CJ has lost it, destroying a perfectly good blog that I used to enjoy reading. Also, stay on that Other McCain's good side, or you could wind up like Mr. Johnson.
Grateful as I am for the intended compliment, this is not about enhancing a reputation for stomping arrogant bullies into blogospheric smithereens. (See Why It's Not a "Blog War.") Polemical skill aside, there is indeed an educational purpose, and the real lesson is about what actually caused the Madness of King Charles.

Charles Johnson, Humanitarian?
Perhaps the only book I have recommended more the The Best. Book. Evah! is Thomas Sowell's The Vision of the Anointed: Self-Congratulation as a Basis for Social Policy, arguably the clearest examination of modern liberal ideology ever written.

What Sowell explains (here I distill a complex argument to its essence, in my own words) is that liberals are latter-day Pharisees, their worldview deformed by a desire to think of themselves are morally and intellectual superior, and to be recognized as such by others. This is the flattering temptation to which Charles Johnson has so spectacularly succumbed.

Whereas I have gone out of my way to maintain a bad reputation -- "The bottom layer of the right-wing noise machine," to quote Glenn Greenwald -- by vehemently defending such enemies of the Left as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Mark Levin, while boasting of being a greedy capitalist ("I Write For Money"), Charles Johnson has decided to seek the comforting self-delusions of the bien-pensant. In November 2008, Pamela Geller quoted a couple of CJ's typically hyterical outbursts:
I've learned recently that neo-fascists are much more prominent in conservative circles than I had previously realized. There are other well-known pundits who are sympathetic to the fascists, too -- I've drastically revised my opinion of more than a few people, e.g. Diane West, Richard Miniter, and several others. . . .
I'm now getting hate mail from Andrew Bostom, who believes we should all be joining forces with European white nationalists, calling me all kinds of names and insults.
It's an eye-opener about Bostom.
No, Charles, it was an "eye-opener" about you. To accept your fear-mongering would require us to believe that, inter alia, Orianna Falacci, Pim Fortuyn, Phyllis Chesler, Mark Steyn and Brigitte Bardot have been guilty of "joining forces with European white nationalists." As I've said before, when Vlaams Belang starts flying jetliners into skyscrapers, then I'll start worrying about the Flemish Menace.

At some point, Charles, your cut-and-paste Ransom Note Method attacks on conservatives and your Six Degrees Of Guilt-By-Association games have the cumulative impact of preventing effective cooperation for the defense of Western civilization against its two most powerful and active enemies, violent Islamist extremism and the Left. (The "Unholy Alliance," as David Horowitz has called it.)

And all because you, Charles Foster Johnson, couldn't admit that Pamela Geller knew more about the European anti-jihad movement than your commenter "Dave of Sweden." So you've backstabbed all your former friends. Now Rusty Shackleford and Ace of Spades are laughing their asses off at your expense, and you find yourself utterly and embarrassingly alone, the disgraced laughingstock of the blogosphere. Maybe you should ask "Dave of Sweden" for some help, Charles.

BTW, how's that "praying to Nothing" working out for you?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
-- Psalm 14:1 (KJV)
Because I do not covet a reputation as a selfless humanitarian philanthropist, here's the customary reminder that I am a greedy capitalist blogger: Please hit the tip jar!

Chlanna nan con thigibh a so’s gheibh sibh feoil!

UPDATE: Trying to avoid the Lizard King's obsessed-with-commenters attitude, I'll take up a couple of points raised below. Estragon comments:
His anti-Christian rhetoric had escalated well before any of these recent incidents, as had his tendency to choose enemies on the right and ban posters who failed to toe the company line 100%. This has been building for a couple of years, at least.
OK, a "couple of years" -- as I said, Charles went after Geller in October 2007, but if you mean a couple of years before that, I'd be interested in seeing examples of CJ's anti-Christian attitude circa 2005-06.

One thing I've discussed before, which I've noticed ever since becoming an ex-Democrat circa 1994-96, is the GOP elite's tendency to blame their conservative grassroots, most especially the Religious Right, for every defeat. This was true after Bob Dole (who was never a limited-government conservative or a darling of the Religious Right) lost the 1996 presidential election, a defeat that Christopher Caldwell perversely blamed on rednecks and which prompted David Brooks' idiotic "National Greatness."

And, though I swear I'm not succumbing to Chronic Degenerative Lizardmania, Estragon also uses "libertarian" to describe Johnson's ideology. This is an abuse of the term "libertarian" that I've usually heard from Republicans (surely the commenter "Estragon" cannot be the former TPM blogger?) who use it to mean "soft" on abortion, gay rights, etc.

However, I'm pro-life and oppose the cultural Marxists who call themselves the "gay rights movement," yet I have a strong libertarian tendency vis-a-vis free markets and limited government. I am an Austrian in economics -- i.e., a devotee of Mises and Hayek -- and a Madisonian (e.g., Federalist #10) in politics.

Describing LGF as "libertarian" would get you a furious argument from most Austrians, including the Rothbard/Rockwell types associated with the Mises Institute, who opposed the Bush war policy that Charles Johnson supported, as well as from many Madisonians who share Ron Paul's staunch opposition to Big Government. (Lots of Paulistas in the Tea Party movement.) And, hey, Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Bob Barr!

Meanwhile, over at Right Wing News, I share my own views of the strictly political content of LGF's descent into madness:
It is possible to analyze Johnson’s bizarre attacks from a political viewpoint. He was apparently a "9/11 liberal": Someone with no previous involvement in conservative politics who was alarmed by the radical Left's treacherous attempt to undermine America's military response to Islamist terrorism. Nothing wrong with such patriotic sentiment in time of war -- it would be nice if more liberals felt that way -- but it is not to be confused with conservatism.
After Republicans blundered away their congressional majority and the war in Iraq became increasingly unpopular, Johnson's liberal views on domestic politics -- and perhaps even more than that, his intense animosity toward traditional Judeo-Christian belief -- evidently drew him back toward the Democratic Party. Thus, in recent months, he has repeatedly lashed out against Glenn Beck and the “Tea Party” movement.
Ruby Slippers links us in the comments at a Hot Air thread featuring Mark Levin's interview with Stephen Smith -- yet more right-wing raaaaacism! -- with a lot of LGF-related discussion by the commenters.

We also get some much-appreciated linky-love from Adrienne's Catholic Corner who informs us (without linking LGF) that Mad King Charles is on a new crusade. Now he's attacking "the Christian far right -- the extreme fundamentalists behind much of the home-schooling movement -- and their almost total withdrawal from American culture," for which he cites as his authority fellow Obama idolator Frank Schaeffer.

This accusation is perversely ironic for several reasons. First of all, anyone who opposes home-schooling automatically forfeits any claim to be libertarian. I'm a home-schooling father of six, which made me a natural ally of VodkaPundit and Michelle Malkin in supporting the Sept. 8 boycott of the Obama Mass Indoctrination (which was opposed by Allah and CJ).

Secondly, if you want to see what "total withdrawal from American culture" looks like, go watch some of the PJTV interviews with Charles Johnson that Smitty linked earlier. If sitting around feeding your 24/7 paranoiac obsession with blog commenters is "American culture," then I guess my confident, outgoing children -- all hail the mighty Brick Squad! -- are freaks. (Of CJ's recent madness, one Christian blogger recently e-mailed to tell to me, "It's demon possession, straight up." Don't know if that was before or after seeing those videos of pale, nervous, shifty-eyed Charles.)

As I've said before, Charles Johnson seems to live a hermit's existence. He is rumored to be so introverted as to be anti-social, even misanthropic. If Mad King Charles hates populism -- and is he fixated on that 9/12 rally, or what? -- maybe it's because he hates people.

By contrast, I'm a notorious party animal, especially when I'm hanging out with friends like Ann Coulter. And I just got a helpful Facebook note from that notorious member of the "Christian far right," Baldilocks. Remember, there are five A's in raaaaacism!

Best health care slogan yet

by Smitty (h/t JoeMarier on Twitter)

Joe linked a City Journal article entitled "The Reaper is Cheaper". Final paragraph, emphasis mine:
What all three studies suggest, then, is technological innovations or disease prevention will likely result in slight savings or even increased costs (though obesity may be the exception to this trend). This doesn't mean, of course, that we shouldn't keep inventing drugs and devices to keep people alive longer, or that we shouldn't develop better prevention strategies. It just means that we should stop pretending that good health is always cheaper. Sometimes, you really do get what you pay for.
I think that there is a larger causality problem that goes unmentioned. When you pay copious bucks over decades for health care, you burden the government with the expectation that they will fix whatever ails you. Of course that's unreasonable, and of course people will have those expectations. The only means of holding people accountable is not making the government accountable.

But forget all that. Time for a little Baroque and Roll featuring BOC:



Update:
Related Kenneth G. Davenport

Eerie parallels between US today and Cuba ~1960

by Smitty (h/t BlackRepub79 on Twitter)

Bernard Navarro is either reminiscing of a Cuban childhood or delivering a prophesy of an unchecked federal government. Probably the former, but one can't discount the latter.

Charles Johnson PJTV clips

by Smitty

For those interested in seeing the face of Charles Johnson, there are three clips of him on offer at PJTV, being interviewed by Joe Hicks on a few topics where he has some depth.

The player requirements may give you hassles. Apologies in advance.
TopicDateLength
Newspaper deathwatch03Mar0912min
Hamas over Israel?04Feb099min
Rathergate08Dec0812min


Update:
As The Underground Conservative notes , all of this adds to the irony of Charles being reclassified on the Left.

Roger Stone: Third Party Possible

by Smitty

Not available on YouTube, this PJTV Instapundit clip with Roger Stone is worth your time.

The two heads kick around the idea of whether the Tea Party morphs into a third party, or eats the GOP for breakfast. It's the most cogent discussion on the topic I've seen yet.

It's fascinating to consider the similarity between the GOP and the POTUS. Together, they are in a situation where their personal power fetish is their own worst enemy. Each has to decide whether they will give up some of what they consider rightfully theirs in order to maintain greater fidelity with their public image.

In the case of the former, I think there may be some hope. The jig is up for centralization. Whether you want to label it "Compassionate" or "National Greatness" or "NeoCon" Conservativism, it still spells staggering deficits and unsustainable debt.

In the latter case, Don Surber seems to recommend a rubber ducky, as the inflatable life preservers are colloquially known among squids. (Hat tip: Fishersville Mike). It seems that BHO genuinely believes in the course he's steering. That's not the kind of belief which can be readily amended, if Jimmy Carter is any evidence.

Of the two, the GOP is more likely to survive a come-to-Beavis moment.

'I took potpourri for $100, and then my head started to spin'

by Smitty (h/t No Quarter)

Great post at No Quarter, covering not only Wolf Blitzer's self-immolation on Jeopardy, but also a Craig Ferguson appearance, where he threatens to do a little dance.

However, there is a great clip that has gone completely untapped amidst all the Wolf guffaws, and this blog feels a natural requirement to dredge up Weird Al:

Did this on a chair in Santa Barbara once

by Smitty (h/t Jillosophy)

Not this parody:

Rather, the original "That's Amore".

USS Valley Forge (CG 50), made a port call in Santa Barbara. This was about 10 years ago. She's a submarine now.


The Palace Grill is an excellent place, wallowing in ambiance. In the old naval tradition, the Damage Control Assistant and I were in service dress blues. The DCA was rather an introvert, and part of my task was to show the guy how to have a decent time on the town. The waiter came around and passed out a sheet with the lyrics to some other song, whose title is lost to fuzzy memory, and the whole place sang it.

By the time I was on my second cajun martini (straight gin with a red pepper) I decided we needed to reprise the fun of the first song. No no no, said the waiter, we don't do that more than once per evening. I insist, I replied, and offered to stand on my chair and lead the singing. Uncertain as to how drunk I was, yet persuaded by the uniform, he acquiesced. So I wound up standing on a chair in Santa Barabara in SDBs belting out "That's Amore".

Getting down off the chair and seating myself, I told the DCA: "And that's how you do it". Go, Navy.

The indispensible No Sheeples Here

by Smitty

When you're compiling a post the size of an FMJRA, you not only make technical boo-boos (as tweaked in the comments) but you can omit some good friends. Technorati isn't perfect, even when in use. Where was Paco? Was there enough Little Miss Attila? Whither Cynthia Yockey?

The embarrassment gets even worse when, in addition to great posts, they've also emailed the links directly. So sorry Carol. I goofed, and would like to highlight your stuff by way of penance:

Mea culpa, Carol.

All hail the mighty Brick Squad!

As mentioned Friday, my son's team won their first game of the intramural flag football season, 19-6.

That's son Bob in the red bandana. The game was a 6-6 tie at halftime, and the Brick Squad suffered from repeated errors of execution -- stupid penalties, dropped passes and missed tackles. Nevertheless, cheered on by a particularly fanatical father ("Somebody forgot to take his medication." "Hey, I heard that, ref!"), the team rallied in the second half, triumphing over their outclassed opponents, the So Icy Boys.

Old No. 27 would be proud.

What liberals forget about 1963

"Follow the link to Media Matters and you’ll search in vain for any mention of the name of the man who pulled the trigger on November 22, which leads me to believe either (a) Eric Boehlert is a Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorist or (b) Eric Boehlert is in the habit of hiding inconvenient facts from his audience, which, if true, makes him a perfectly mainstream Media Matters employee."
-- Allahpundit, Hot Air