Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

So Rule 5 Sunday finds us momentarily jubilant over NY-23. Set that aside briefly, and consider the following links:

• Jeffords brings us Maggie Gyllenhaal whose loveliness we admire despite her politics.
• Nation of Cowards features an Oktoberfest roundup, and chided Taylor Swift for horrible taste.
• The Classic Liberal brings Shakira, and a history lesson on Mao. My wife only likes Shakira in Spanish. The wife might like Mao in Spanish, but Mao left us with little output in any Romance language. Skipping over to Europe, he celebrates Oktoberfest. He also has a Michigan bikini roundup. My question is, how will the Troglopundit respond? Will he response be something that can be discussed in mixed company?
• Bob Belvedere brings you: Jayne Mansfield, and Belly Dancers.
• The Indentured Servant Girl celebrates Wonder Woman.
• Makes My Brain Itch has a Rule 5 post centering on protesters.
• A Conservtive Shemale celebrates Bruce Willis and Dita von Teese, then chases them with April Wine. Then there is Eric Bana and Diane Krueger, with a Fatboy Slim vs. The Rolling Stones mix chaser.
• For the ladies, Israeli Cool has a post on Palestinian bodybuilders.
• HotMES features Kelly Brook and then Elizabeth Banks.
• Little Miss Attila plays the Gina Elise card, admittedly more in support of Project Valour IT, but she'll probably flog me and then overlook my indiscretion. She, having something of a Queen streak, includes a Roger Taylor clip, noting that men are shameless hussies about cars or girls. Also, LMA, the sky is blue. LMA follows up with the Bangles doing Hazy Shade of Winter. Go, Susanna Hoffs.
• Anorak features ToM favorite Pamela Anderson skiing in her knickers for PETA. Wouldn't you? Neither would I.
• Three Beers Later is a Rule 5 enthusiast. Here is a glimpse of Leslie Nielsen getting a glimpse in one of those Naked Gun flicks. I'm not sure if TBL is located in New England, but the blog seems to have a lot of fun hammering Chris Dodd. Extra effort went into bringing Cyd Charisse, so enjoy.
• Yankee Phil tracked the wedding of the daughter of The Donald.
• American Power presents 'Soft Power Hotness'. Douglas doubles down with a bedtime totty.
• Fischersville Mike contributes the lovely Jessie James.
• House of Eratosthenes forges ahead with the Alphabet of Hotness project. In this episode/experiment, Leeann Tweeden loses to Marisa Miller. Then there is a KGB commercial with a Rule 5 moment at the end.
• Boom Boom Boom brings Brigitte Bardot.
• Dustbury, a man who knows how to have pun, gives us "Original Shin".
• Smash Mouth Politics, my vote for Secretary of State, gives us an international bikini review, with a few surprises. Impressive work, sir.
• Rightofcourse features TCU cheerleaders this week.
• The WyBlog features Kim Guadagno, the NJ Lieutenant Governor.
• Support Your Local Gunfighter has the Lingerie Football League.
• KURU Lounge favorite Jana Defi returns.
• Puffington Host has something about Playboy Yoga. I think that human origami might be rough on the satin robe.

Special Crypto-Necro-RuleFiveo Section:
Dead stuff and creepy goofy weird is not the usual speed for Rule 5. Internal fluids, dismemberment: these are not the stuff of natural elegance. Yet here we sit, links a-flexin', tryin' to dodge the witch's hexin'.

• House of Eratosthenese brings you Marina Orlova, a.k.a. Hot For Words, head in hand.
• The Instapundit noted some slutty nun costumes.
• Miss Cellania featured a Halloween Stripper clip that is at the edge of our PG-13 rating, but watch the whole thing.
• Jeffords had a Halloween Hollywood roundup.
• Three Beers Later has a saucy pinup.
• Yankee Phil includes a lady in orange rocking out to Who Are You.
• Belvedere rounds up the witches. For transport to Salem? one wonders.
• American Power has a Halloween lovely.
• SondraK demonstrates that ladies with swords are every bit as alluring as hotties with guns, in a medieval sort of way.

So there is a healthy Rule 5 outing. Please send more tasteful cheesecake to Smitty and get out the vote on Tuesday, ye Americans!