Dude, it's about weed

Weed, man. Like some of that tasty Humboldt County sinsemilla, grown hydroponically under lights in the basement, the superfine curly seedless buds packed with such potent concentrations of THC that, like, just three tokes and . . .

I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. It's that chick from California who knows all about the doobage.