. . . when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. That's what he seems to be saying, anyway. Will the Obese-American lobby bust him for his fatphobic hate mongering?
Don't worry, Jessica: You've just got more to love. A little cushion for the pushin' -- it's all good. Sure, that Nick dude dumped you because of your huge cellulite-covered rump and Tony Romo cheated because your chunky thighs turned him off. But don't let that make you self-conscious about your pear-shaped, bell-bottomed figure. Your body-image issues are all in your mind, you Big Beautiful Woman, you!
Wait! Did you hear that? What's that sound? It's coming from your freezer, Jessica. It's that family-sized Stouffer's lasagna, with all that rich, cheesy goodness. And it's calling you . . .
UPDATE: Dang, looks like she's already answered the call.
San Jose, California Democrat mayor gets his ass beat by random thug on
live TV
-
I probably shouldn’t laugh, but hahahahahahahha. You keep realizing
criminals into the streets, sometimes karma bites you right in the
The post San Jose,...
8 hours ago
don't care.. Jessica, crackers, bed..
ReplyDeletefine with me.
the sad thing is that there will be some human interest story soon in that same publication regarding the evils of anorexia.