(Headline joke half-stolen from AOSHQ.)
UPDATE: Actually, my friend Jimmie at Sundries Shack lays claim to coining the "Obama dozed, people froze" headline, subsequently picked up by Ed Driscoll and linked at Instapundit.
So that settles that. Next: Anyone want to dispute my authorial claim to "the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows"? Slublog or someone else in the Army of Photoshoppers should create a federal logo for this new Cabinet-level agency.