Sunday, February 1, 2009

Obama dozed, Kentucky froze

Forty-two bitter gun-clingers dead, as the hopelessly incompetent brutally ruthless administration gets revenge for Katrina the Democratic primary. Those 42 innocent victims racist hillbillies might still be alive if it hadn't been for the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows, which halted global warming Jan. 20 by executive fiat.

(Headline joke half-stolen from AOSHQ.)

UPDATE: Actually, my friend Jimmie at Sundries Shack lays claim to coining the "Obama dozed, people froze" headline, subsequently picked up by Ed Driscoll and linked at Instapundit.

So that settles that. Next: Anyone want to dispute my authorial claim to "the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows"? Slublog or someone else in the Army of Photoshoppers should create a federal logo for this new Cabinet-level agency.


  1. While one can find some humor in the title, if not the tragedy involved, consider that you're feeding the Beast here:
    any analysis saying that Kentucky is impotent and only FEMA should be taking care of a state's citizens is tacitly agreeing with the kind of liberal fascism that is killing the country.

  2. Meh, what do I need an Instalanche for anyhow? It's not like bazillions of links means anything to a blogger toiling away in the swampy fields of mediocrity.

    I like your Unicorn Department. I have a special pretty graphic I keep on hand whenever the President employs his legions of magical minions! Now I have a really cool phrase to add to it and a ready link to give you credit!