Tom Daschle gets confirmed and his universal health-care plan is adopted, but I don't pay the taxes required to finance the program. I get caught, but simply write a letter apologizing for the oversight and am promptly rewarded with a high-profile government job.Brilliant. That boy's going places. Like Leavenworth.
Photo of Trump inaugural spread by media was taken hours before ceremony - I don’t know if the crowd at the Trump inaugural was bigger than Hussein Obama’s first on in 2009 or
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