Lindsay: No lesbian tell-all

Having previously reported the speculation, we are now obliged to report that Lindsay Lohan's nixed a $1 million offer to spill the beans:

Lindsay Lohan has apparently passed on an offer by OK! magazine to say she's gay. Insiders told Page Six that Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover where Lohan "comes out" about her relationship with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and the mag has offered her "around $1 million to do the cover." One source said, "Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money." Lohan's rep denies there's a deal, however, saying, "They sent offers and we passed." OK! said, "We don't comment on future editorial."

Dang, girl. For $1 million, you could tell them I was a lesbian. Tell you what: Cut me in on a couple hundred thousands, and I'll write the tell-all for you. I need the work, and this politics stuff is getting boring.