Malkin admits total geekdom

Spelling as a spectator sport? Nerd City.

Somebody's got to dig up Michelle's eight-grade yearbook, so we can see those pictures of her with tape on her glasses and a pocket protector with about seven pens in it. I'll bet she was vice-president of Chess Club!

Right now, you know there's some drunk guy sitting on a barstool in Philly, telling the bartender how he went to middle school with Michelle, and he kind of liked her but he didn't want to take her to the dance because she was this horrible skinny geek girl that everybody made fun of. And the bartender's just nodding his head: "Yeah. Right, pal. Whatever you say . . . "

Ain't life funny?