Mayor becomes ugly woman mayor

A change you can believe in:

The first time Stu Rasmussen was elected mayor of Silverton, Ore., he wore shirts and pants. This time around, after a landslide victory, he will be stepping into office donning a dress and makeup.
Rasmussen was recently elected as America's first transgender mayor. . . .
My primary platform was low growth," he said, referring to his support for keeping the town small. "We had other issues I thought were not being properly addressed."

Let's be honest: With a face like that, the chances of Mayor It being involved in a sex scandal are practically zero. Then again, that's what they said about Eliot Spitzer . . .