Thursday, November 19, 2009

If Jesse Jackson is right . . .

. . . then Artur Davis is white:

"You can’t vote against healthcare and call yourself a black man."
Congratulations to this overnight Caucasian! He is now a man who can join the Klan. Send the word to Senator Bob Byrd.

Another Black Conservative points out that Davis. a Democrat, is trying to become the first black governor of Alabama. And my Alabama sources tell me that Davis' Democratic primary opponent, Ron Sparks, is slamming Davis for voting against health care. Sparks is white.

Jesse Jackson, by siding with Sparks, is basically trying to prevent Artur Davis from making history. You might say Jesse's standing in the Statehouse door down in Alabama.

Maybe Davis turn this to his advantage. A new ad campaign slogan: "Artur Davis: Jesse Jackson hates him, so he's OK. Vote for Davis -- a Cracker Just Like You!"

Kind of a crossover appeal. It could work.

2 comments:

  1. You might say Jesse's standing in the Statehouse door down in Alabama.

    Oh, man, that was a good one.

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  2. JESSE JACKSON ADDRESS OBAMACARE AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY

    I am sending a shout out to all black men
    Don't be forgetin
    be rememberin

    You can be Bill Clinton
    The first black white man
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man

    You can be the President
    And not be born an American
    But you can’t….
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man

    You can dance all stiff
    To your favorite jam
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man
    .
    You can even play in a
    Country band
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man

    You can play basketball
    And not be able to slam
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man

    You can eat chitterlings
    With green eggs and ham
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man

    You can yell yea haw
    The South shall rise again
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And be a black man

    You can even be
    A damn Republican
    But you can’t…
    Vote against health care
    And call yourself a black man

    Sam I am

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