I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookkeeper.Read the whole thing. Larwynmania to ensue . . .
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening-wear.
I don’t perspire. . . . Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration.
I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. . . .
Limey media smears Kellyanne Conway on couch in Oval Office - The slimey Brits at the Telegraph are now smearing Kellyanne Conway for daring to check her cellphone on the couch
1 hour ago