However, lest someone mistakenly think that there is any disrespect involved here -- please, NO FAT JOKES! -- you need to be reminded that this is actually a tribute to Meghan's preferred mode of discourse on Twitter:
My adrenalin is still pumping and I think I left nail marks in Ramins arm!!! What the f*ck paranormal experience?!?And, finally, just to remind you:
— McCainBlogette #4774678638
Babs is my fav character on entourage, I like her all black suits, super blonde hair and take no sh*t attitude - hey wait... :-
— McCainBlogette #3660989193
insomnia is such a motherf*cker, 3:45 whose not sleeping? yeah me...where my fellow Lestats at? shout out to those that dont sleep!!!!!
— McCainBlogette #3508781165
Love guys who appreciate when I say mother f*cker even if sometimes I have a bow in my hair when saying it
— McCainBlogette #3339829829
my life exactly the way I want to. Just because my family is in politics doesn't mean I have to act like it! that s*it is so boring...
— McCainBlogette #2926152783
tweet my mom @cindyhm1 and ask her to tell you about the crazy person who sh*t talked me to her! talkin smack about a daughter 2 a mother
— McCainBlogette #2833367886
chill people, I don't give a f*ck about @michellemalkinWhen Little Miss Overprivileged Victim started whining because of mean comments, throwing a Twitter fit and saying she was "getting the f**k off Twitter," I doubt she expected her own nasty f**king sh*t to come flying back in her face. But as they say down home, "Payback is a motherf**ker, b*tch."
— McCainBlogette #3180554274
(Hat-tip: Jim Treacher, whose blog is cleverly called Jim Treacher's Blog That Is On The Internet.)
Some overdue Rule 2 action on this:
- Little Miss Attila, who would never say motherf**king sh*t about Meghan McCain.
- Bob Belvedere's Camp of the Saints, with more sweet t*t-shots than you can imagine.
- Moonbattery is gonna love this f**king sh*t.
- Monique Stuart: Meghan McCain: Fat slut, just fat, or just a slut? I report; you decide. (Multiple choice!)
- Meghan McCain nude? Hey, it's not called Honesty In Motion for nothing, you know.
- Ruby Slippers reveals that Meghan McCain didn't stop Twittering.
- Secret peephole video of Meghan McCain nude? Professor Douglas, have you no shame?
UPDATE: Great. I began the smackdown nearly 24 hours ago, but did Memeorandum link me? Oh, no. ABC News and the Christian Science Monitor -- yeah, that's the real blogosphere, man. I feel so . . . excuse me, I get these Glenn Beck moments sometimes . . .
No, don't worry about me. I'll be all right. As long as I have Villainous Company linking me, I'll be fine.
UPDATE II: CNN shows my blog with Pamela Anderson ad (2:15), madcap hijinks ensue:
This is my Navin Johnson moment: "The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!" New blog slogan: "As misrepresented on CNN!"
BTW, there was a discussion on Twitter, in which I had to clarify that I never called Meghan a "slut" for showing her boobs. It was her whiny reaction to the criticism that was the target of my commentary.
And, just for the record: I am pro-boobies -- not matter what Charles Johnson says. (Lies! All lies!)