Barack: "And so then Angela Merkel socked me in the jaw like this. I said 'I don't strike women.' She said 'Neither do I, but in your case I made an exception.' Can you take her down for me?"
Hillary: "That East-German Stasi ronin badass? Your best bet is a Tomahawk strike from the Baltic Sea. That woman makes The Bride look like Michael Moore."
Update: Apologies to PDB Watch for neglecting the linky-love when originally posting.
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