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Barack: "And so then Angela Merkel socked me in the jaw like this. I said 'I don't strike women.' She said 'Neither do I, but in your case I made an exception.' Can you take her down for me?"
Hillary: "That East-German Stasi ronin badass? Your best bet is a Tomahawk strike from the Baltic Sea. That woman makes The Bride look like Michael Moore."
Update: Apologies to PDB Watch for neglecting the linky-love when originally posting.
This is why he's Hot
ReplyDeleteOh look...they planned their outfits to match!
ReplyDeleteStaring deeply into each other's eyes, the love that could not be spoken (because of Bill's pre-nup and Michelle's right hook), had to content itself with stolen glances and the occasional "moon eyes" across the aisle of Air Force One.
ReplyDeleteThis is niiiiiiiiiiiiiice! But it needs more cowbell. Most things do.
ReplyDeleteSir, was it really necessary for my pants-suit to match your tie?
ReplyDeleteLook, I don't give a shit if you won the Nobel Peace prize, that doesn't mean it is funny to fart when the "fasten seatbelt" light is on.
ReplyDeleteWinners of the first ever pdbwatch FIFY contest have been announced!
ReplyDeleteSee here.