Monday, August 3, 2009

A Spiritual Message for Jesse Griffin,
From Blog-Fu Sensei Moe Lane

"Karma. It’s what’s for dinner."
-- Moe Lane
Yeah, Moe, what a totally random coincidence, huh? I was at home working this weekend, my feelings bruised from my conspicuous non-invitation to Atlanta, when Jesse Griffin and Dennis Zaki -- the Woodward and Bernstein of Anchorage -- decided to post "explosive new information" about Sarah Palin from Griffin's "best source," that is instantly confirmed by Zaki's "multiple sources."

What a million-to-one coincidence that, if true, the Griffin-Zaki scoop would mean that I'd somehow failed to get a call from my own "best source," who maybe owes me a favor or two.

A reporter never burns his sources, but a source never burns a reporter, either. So I was feeling kind of burned when I made that call Saturday and was told that Griffin and Zaki were totally full of crap. So if I got the worldwide exclusive quote . . .

"Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd? I may be just a renegade hockey mom, but I’m not blind!"
-- Sarah Palin

That wasn't exactly a coincidence. That black hole of misery now approaching Griffin the Wanker and Zaki the Bozo? Also not a coincidence.

Because my sources . . . well, wait. Just wait. Working hard. I'm not "making stuff up."

Sometimes kharma is an all-you-can eat buffet.

47 comments:

  1. IF this is a true quote how much more apparent can Palin be all that she cares about are talking points and appearances?

    Nothing about Todd being a terrific father or a devoted husband or best friend. He looks good so until I find someone better looking why would I let him go statement is about as shallow as one can be and at 46 years old is a true testimony to Palin's immaturity and priorities.


    FYI, as long as you talk about stupid sht you are not talking about unemployment or healthcare. You are playing directly into the distraction keeping America from conversing real problems and holding elected officials to the task.

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  2. Well I guess we will soon see whose sources are better...lol.

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  3. Isabella,

    You poor dear. First of all, you've missed the point entirely--a common practice for Bots--and secondly, you should procure your own bandwidth to spew your drivel.

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  4. Has anyone else had trouble accessing earlier threads?

    Isabella, give it a break. What should she have done, gone on camera with hubby on hand and baby in arms?

    What makes you think you're entitled to more from her, or for that matter us?


    Shallow is the people so obsessesd with this kind of superficial crap, going through their lives in a constant mumble of bushsucksbushsucksOMIGOD JON AND KATIE ARE DIVORCINGbushsucksbushsucksOMIGOD MICHAEL JACKSON DIEDbushsucksbushsucks that these rumors and all the foul crap the rest of the Democratic machine has been pouring on Sarah Palin actually mean something to them.

    You know, Democratic Voters.

    Nice bit of astroturfing that last paragraph,BTW.

    RSM, to get back on topic, "Deposition is a dish best served cold."

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  5. Davidson BronsteinMon Aug 03, 03:50:00 PM

    And the Soros-bots come out to play....

    I think that Mr. McCain is quite right in helping shine the light on one the (many) sources of the most disgusting smear campaign ever seen in American politics. I hope these two pay a very heavy price for their slanderous machinations.

    As for "distraction", this is a standard leftest objection whenerver the the narrative on a certain topic begins to shift out of their favor.
    We are very capable of discussing the health rationing program and the current administration's inability to deal with unemployment along with this particular scandal.

    I look forward to the next update on this topic.

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  6. She causes Progressives to lose their minds.

    They hate her and she "Sully's" them.

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  7. Isabella, where have you been for the last few weeks when RSM has been delving into Inspector General firings? Aren't you just stepping into the stupid sh_t yourself by insulting Palin's maturity level? You seemed to have played into the distraction yourself.

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  8. Dear R.S. McCain,

    Informing you that you are to be assigned the following troll..."Isabella". We hope you find her to be to your complete satisfaction, as we have programmed her with our "deluxe" package of talking points. As always, we are here to meet your indoctrination needs.

    Sincerely,
    Media Matters

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  9. Isabella, you don't know men very well, do you? Sarah was giving the answer she knew would kill the rumor plus make her husband feel like a manly man.

    I guarantee you that every man worth his salt would much rather his wife told people what a luscious piece of man meat he is rather than have her go on and on about his sensitivity or his ability to take long walks on the beach talking about feelings.

    Sarah knew exactly what to say. Unfortunately, you weren't listening all that well.

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  10. Shall we put into perspective the audacity of Palin daring to place Grph in a place of mortal danger and public expulsion over restating his sources claim there is an impending separation versus Palin reciting to a throng of millions Obama is anti-American with terrorist connections using the source the NEW YORK TIMES she by her body language and voice here display she does not believe to be a reliable source YET for her own agenda she is repeating & spinning a RUMOR!!!

    Sarah Palin calls Barack Obama a terrorist
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMZnkcTjVs8

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  11. Jimmie said...
    Isabella, you don't know men very well, do you? Sarah was giving the answer she knew would kill the rumor plus make her husband feel like a manly man.

    YOU ARE A DUMBASS.

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  12. richard mcenroe said...
    Isabella, give it a break. What should she have done, gone on camera with hubby on hand and baby in arms?

    SHE should not have addressed *IT* at all.

    Since she did with such an arsenal of 2 PAID spokespeople 2 attorneys (On a Saturday no less) and now her 70 year old daddy giving exclusive People TABLOID Magazine this morning makes total sense Palin is distracting from something.

    Palin never ever gave attention or denials to affair rumors by National Enquirer or who birthed Trig with legal actions and threats.

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  13. Palin is not petty about looks?

    PLEASE...during that infamous speech GOD WANTS you to go to WAR at her church she appeared as and billed the Governor of the State of Alaska she tells these teens they will be able to spread the word of God...NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE OF FAITH but because they are GOOD LOOKING CHRISTAN'S.

    As everything the phrase GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY went right over her head.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1vPYbRB7k

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  14. Bronstein, I am from Alaska. Hell I even voted for her as governor. I have seen her thisclose in person for along time before you ever heard her name. I am not relying on some media manufactured accounts of her or fiction the PAC camp puts out.

    I voted for her to rid AK of Murkowski who was a smug cocky old man...afterward voted Palin over Tony Knowles because he did not support commercial fishermen.

    The tip to Palin was because Ted Steven's endorsed her & all the good he has done for Alaska I trusted him. Also too she had four children I assumed gave her management experience.

    When I read HER OWN WORDS of flight in premature labor with a special needs child and saw that little guy in her office less than 48 hours after birth (Know knowing with a heart defect & jaundice) she lost me. The very core I believe of a decent human being is how they treat a child.

    Since that time I have been stunned, applaud and outraged at her exploitation of her children.

    Piper, a couple weeks ago was brought on air with Eddie Burke by her grandfather where the little girl (Against coaxing by Eddie) said she did not like the stage her mother demanded she take. Piper said she does not want to go on the road again. As seen in anchorage, at the picnic last Saturday Piper was spent.

    The little kid was acting up and physically showing she did not want to be in public. Palin kept her there for cameras without regard to the obvious mania the child was experiencing.

    As for the distraction, Palin was a PAWN to McCain's ticket he never wanted her. He lives those two weeks over and over and over again he had a bounce until she opened her mouth.

    Good GOD she couldn't answer what a VP does the third round questioning. She is as ignorant as the Alaskan day is long.

    Palin remains a distraction to this day for both parties and you all are falling for her tabloid scandals.

    For whatever reason my Twitter Account is not linking here but I MYSELF called out to AK BLOGGERS how asinine the release Palin's are getting a divorce was.

    I am infuriated today NOT because Grph is getting called out for his post it is because you lunatics are exposing him where he interacts with CHILDREN who could get caught in the crossfire if someone goes totally bizarre.


    One of my Twitters
    @Gryphen2009 Congratulations on creating a backlash on AK W/ your petty, junior high, swipe at Palin..Todd is sleeping on the couch crap!!!
    2:42 AM Aug 2nd from web in reply to Gryphen2009

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  15. Well, you've got to give Isabella credit for effort. Unfortunately, with all the flailing away she's done with the bat, she hasn't connected with the pitch a single time.

    Isabella's another Obot troll who reminds me of William Jennings Bryan's meltdown in "Inherit the Wind". He looses it around 8:10 into the tape:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtNdYsoool8

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  16. RSM can Isabella be banned? She's constantly threadjacking.

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  17. FYI, the delightful Isabella is a Mudflats groupie. She spends most of her time over there spewing hatred about Governor Palin.

    For reason best known to herself, this weekend she has felt the need to offer her dubious support to the Trig Truther Jesse Griffen.

    It's not worth asking her why.

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  18. Way to mischaracterize what she said. She was complimenting them on their energy and creativity but you keep pitching out those lies there isabella.

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  19. "FYI, the delightful Isabella is a Mudflats groupie." YOU ARE WRONG AND AN ASS TO ASSume. What else do you think you know that you do not?

    My Twitter account is Esme_Reutov I called Grph out and got BANNED from Mudflats for posting he was WRONG about commenting on Palin's marriage & how her children might view the rumor and how doing so will negate the REAL STORIES she pressured Levi Johnston's mothers prosecution. Only after Palin had her phony attorney sent that reprehensible letter did I support Grph to expose insults, attacks that might overflow to his classroom.

    @Gryphen2009 Congratulations on creating a backlash on AK W/ your petty, junior high, swipe at Palin..Todd is sleeping on the couch crap!!!
    2:42 AM Aug 2nd from web in reply to Gryphen2009
    @shannynmoore See what Gryph started w/rumors, a backlash against bloggers, support for Palin. I am rooting for her myself & I hate her.
    6:33 PM Aug 1st from web in reply to shannynmoore
    @lisabeth60 I got banned from Mudflats for exposing Gryphen as a tabloid sht starter. Oh well, I am not the only one who thinks he was dumb.
    6:26 PM Aug 1st from web
    @shannynmoore Apparently I am banned from Mudflats for voicing outrage at Gryphen's tabloid antics, which is AKMs prerogative, sad progress.
    6:23 PM Aug 1st from web in reply to shannynmoore
    @shannynmoore Thank you 4 validating my concern about the Palin marriage rumor distracting from real issues. Love Mudflats yet got flamed!
    6:15 PM Aug 1st from web

    For reason best known to herself, this weekend she has felt the need to offer her dubious support to the Trig Truther Jesse Griffen.


    BECAUSE PALIN FCKING WENT OFF AND THREATENED TO INVOLVE A KINDERGARTEN CLASS with her petty vindictive self centered personal agenda am I here. Certainly not because you are a swell bunch of open minded conversationalist.

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  20. Anonymous said...
    FYI, the delightful Isabella is a Mudflats groupie. She spends most of her time over there spewing hatred about Governor Palin.


    UMMMMMM...Palin QUIT she is not a governor anymore. Indeed go check out the official state of AK page they have eliminated every trace of her from the site. Almost like she never existed, except her lame ass attorney is still sending out legal threats in the name and title of Governor Sarah Palin.

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  21. Chad said...
    Way to mischaracterize what she said. She was complimenting them on their energy and creativity but you keep pitching out those lies there isabella.


    Palin was complimenting them on being GOOD LOOKING and being PRETTY enough to spread the word of Jesus. HER WORDS!!!

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  22. Isabella has some pretty thin skin..

    Isabella, sweetpea.. Do something useful and get me a beer make me a sammich.

    If 'Grph' loses his job it's because he likes to play 'Don't tell Dad' with younger kids.

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  23. Isabella,

    First, a statement. Don't yell.

    Second, a question. Bitter, much?

    You seem to be willfully obtuse about that "infamous" speech. Yes, she did comment on their looks - she said "cool-looking Christians". It seems to be a mundane compliment, nothing to get all frothy over. She's saying it will help spread the word, not be the sole factor. She also called one of them a "Red-Headed Sasquatch for Jesus". Not exactly a vision of beauty in the mind, is it? You need to lighten up.

    "God don't like ugly" - I can't hear that in the Youtube. Who said that?

    You also miss, on purpose I assume, the "God's will" portion, as it has been debunked over and over - by the video itself. She specifically is praying - that is hoping, not declaring (there is a big difference) that what we are doing in Iraq is the will of God.

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  24. Worst. Concern Troll. Ever.

    First, if she's so awful and petty then she'll crumble under her own weight once the public gets a good look at them (see "Obama, Barack").

    Second, Jesse Griffin dug his own hole, it's all fun and games to exercise your First Amendment rights until the libel lawyers come calling and someone gets fiscally and metaphysically hurt. It may be what he believes, but it's libelous if false and so it is Mr. Griffin who has put his keister in a crack, not the Palins.

    Third, the pattern of attacks are predictable for anyone who's read the Old Testament and a smattering of 'Rules for Radicals'. 'Make the enemy live up to their own standards', right? So far we're up to idolatry (I'll put the AIP story under that one), stealing, bearing false witness and adultery, not to mention the more minor accusation of dubious parentage of their son. It's not in the Ten Commandments, but I'm sure it can be appropriately slotted in under one of them.

    Next thing, Zaki & Griff will have an exclusive inside source that tells us that Todd Palin covets his neighbor's ox. The more times you try and fail, the less likely it is that you will eventually be believed.

    Her comment about Todd was funny, honest and Gipperesque, not evasive. If you need more than that, you'll have to find somebody else. Sometimes, it is what it is.

    PS: The "palling around with terrorists" line? Chapter & verse from the McCain campaign.

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  25. Dave C said...
    Isabella has some pretty thin skin..

    OMIGod you have got to take the leap and go watch Palin in her own words about having THICK SKIN and HURT FEELINGS!It is on Alaska Report unedited.

    Sarah Palin on "hurt feelings"

    Former governor Sarah Palin says politicians need to have thick skin "Just as I've got" Which of course is hilarious since she quit as Alaska's governor after complaining about her hurt feelings from Alaska's bloggers reporting on her numerous ethics violations.

    Alaska Report

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  26. What Palin said was this,

    “Pray for our Military men and woman who are striving to do what is also right for this Country. Pray that our leaders, our National Leaders, are sending them on a task that is from God. That is what we must pray for. That there is a plan and that plan is God’s plan. So bless them with your prayers – prayers and protection over our soldiers.”


    WTF is that? Pray to God he has a plan and that plan is to guide national leaders and since those national leaders are supporting war it must be God's plan after all, right?

    Please Palin made about as much sense there as when she said she considered abortion for a brief moment out of state because no one would know BUT GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING so else Palin does not believe in God or does not believe he knows all things or she is just a simpleton BULLSHITTER con who uses God for a base attraction.

    I vote the latter.

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  27. RSM can Isabella be banned? She's constantly threadjacking.

    She can be banned if RSM switches over to Haloscan commenting software.

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  28. Ahhh... Izzy, Izzy, Izzy,

    I'm gonna have to agree with Dave C:

    Go "make me a sammich"

    If you haven't figured it out yet, no one takes you seriously. And, Anonymous is right, where were you one those IG firings?

    Anytime Palin's name comes up, the cockroaches scatter in disarray. Spewing random talking points that have no bearing on anything.

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  29. I think it used to be that VP picks didn't really matter...

    Yet Mrs. Palin has so riled up every single little lefty and entertainment stooge and Communist agitator, it's as if she is a blend-o-matic set on frappe-liberal-tard.

    You assholes hate her so much you want her to have killed her baby.

    It is fucking incredible, and then we have Barry with the unknown college transcripts nationalizing industries left and right...you douches are still trying to get into Palin's panties.

    Puritanical little people with bad teeth, worn-out anuses (in Sully's case) and miserable fucked-up lives.

    Go jump in a vat of boiling oil.

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  30. Trolls and other lefty idiots like Izzy would do well to learn this quote:

    "Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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  31. What numerous ethics violations? You mistake allegations for violations. Those allegations have had success exactly....0 out of 18 trys, at last count.

    Maybe you need to get away from the Alaska Report, since they seem to be giving you bad information.

    Thick skin? Yes. And I'm somewhat disappointed in her that she allowed your types to hound her out of office with spurious and exhausting allegations. You won. So why do you keep it up? One thing you seem to forget - she's not a public figure anymore and Gryphon is no longer protected by that defense. This is the first very public libelous accusation since she stepped down. If she doesn't shut people like you down now, you will never stop.

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  32. Isabella,

    The fact that you can't understand what she's saying says more about you than her. It's actually pretty plain, but you insert words she didn't say to make a point she didn't make.

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  33. I'd like to apologize for my behaviour. The truth is that I'm just a lonely, barren shrew. I also have no legitimate argument so I'll just continue to make stuff up and spew every debunked leftie smear because I'm sad like that.

    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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  34. Isabella's OrderlyMon Aug 03, 07:51:00 PM

    I'm sorry for this guys. Look like Izzy has been hiding her meds in her anus again. Once again, I'm sorry for this.

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  35. Isabella's Doctor From The Mental Hospitable.Mon Aug 03, 07:57:00 PM

    Dammit!! Isabella has her meds mixed up again.

    She knows it's supposed to be 2 pills ever 6 hours.

    Not 6 pills every 2 hours.

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  36. "Certainly not because you are a swell bunch of open minded conversationalist."

    YOU have contributed NOTHING to the conversation.

    You have been parroting talking points that have LONG been debunked.

    You are beating a horse that is not only dead but its' carcass has been picked clean by the buzzards.

    Best all (for us readers here) You are becoming a caricature of yourself without even knowing it. You don't even have the benefit of being a Pandora because you are repeating lies.

    but please, continue. I am enjoying your shrill rants.

    Cupid Stunt.

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  37. Fool said...
    WTF is that? Pray to God he has a plan and that plan is to guide national leaders and since those national leaders are supporting war it must be God's plan after all, right?

    Aono#1 says-

    You're an idiot. You don't pray for our troops? You don't want our troops to be on the side of good and righteousness? You must be too busy supporting hamas, right? What a filthy little scumbag you are.

    God's plan for you involves eternal anal violation at the hands of satan.

    Fool also said...
    (Know knowing with a heart defect & jaundice)

    Anono#1 says...

    You're also a heartless fuckhead. He wouldn't be released from the hospital if he was sick, you miserable sack of shit. Did you get that from the "AlaskaReport" to, asshole?


    Fool said...
    Piper, a couple weeks ago was brought on air with Eddie Burke by her grandfather where the little girl (Against coaxing by Eddie) said she did not like the stage her mother demanded she take. Piper said she does not want to go on the road again. As seen in anchorage, at the picnic last Saturday Piper was spent.

    Anono#1 says...

    And this is a bold faced lie. Go to Conervatives4Palin and listen to the interview.
    1- "Grandpa" didn't bring Piper on the phone, idiot, she picked it up herself.

    2- She never said "she does not want to go on the road again." You just don't let anything get in the way of your bullshit, do you?

    3-You don't have kids do you? *NEWS FLASH* 9 year olds get cranky after long days at events like picnics, super genius!

    4-Your obsession with her kids is creepy. Try getting your own life.

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  38. Isabella's OrderlyMon Aug 03, 08:15:00 PM

    Holy Crap, Doctor! You mean she has 30 pills in her anus!?!? That can't be good! Izzy, get back here!

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  39. Geez, David Axelrod's really let his quality control go to seed, hasn't he?

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  40. The Very Rev Dr E Buzz,

    Kudos for your spot-on summation of Ms. Isabella and her ilk. From your lips to God's ear!

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  41. Wow!!! Palin sure doesn't need any haters when she has fans like you.

    I almost believed those Palin rally videos were set up by Obama's people, sliced and pieced together of uneducated rednecks spewing ignorance foaming at the mouth backwoods 1960's mentality. Even after watching McCain during his concession speech toning down the crowd I had my doubts and truly did not trust in totality that poll showing the majority of Palin followers are high school uneducated or less from the South.

    I am astonished & corrected that such dumbfckery lives and apparently breeds.

    Stacey, I am envious of one thing from your core here, they have the opportunity to read your brilliant contributions daily. I am unable to wallow in the muck of these thugs to savor what you have to say.

    Should you ever get a chance to lose them, please give me a tweet. I appreciate a great mind who can express with humored enlightenment.

    All My Best to you.

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  42. Jesus, Stacy, this is the worst series of Concern Troll posts I have seen come out of Alaska.

    Can't you dragoon Celtic Diva into doing a Guest Appearance? I'm sure if you call the people at Media Matters they can see who is on their Astroturfing List for the week.

    Isabella, you have no life. Except Sarah Palin. She is your life. Doesn't that sort of, you know, TELL YOU SOMETHING?

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  43. I almost believed those Palin rally videos were set up by Obama's people, sliced and pieced together of uneducated rednecks spewing ignorance foaming at the mouth backwoods 1960's mentality. Even after watching McCain during his concession speech toning down the crowd I had my doubts and truly did not trust in totality that poll showing the majority of Palin followers are high school uneducated or less from the South.

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    Remember; behind every Concern Troll is a condescending Nanny State Nazi who thinks that you are too freaking stupid to manage your own money, manage your own health care, and would rather buy your Clunker from Government Motors.

    This is the Inner Brownshirt of the Modern Liberal. We Decide: You Obey.

    There are many reasons to support Sarah Palin. The paragraph cited above is one of them.

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  44. Robert, could you please post Isabella's IP address? I'm currently researching the felonies of Jesse Griffin, but I'd be glad to look up her past as well.

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  45. Isabella,
    Are you aware of how hateful and mean soirited you and your kind are?

    Do not try to talk down to any of us here with your effete snobbery.

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  46. Palin rocks. Trolls suck. Griffin is a lier.
    Gaby

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  47. Oh, okay, let's talk about employment and health care. Employment in California is still...well, usually, you have to have some form of blood cancer to be this anemic. And as far as health care, the federal government is about to take over a large part of the responsibility for providing it and budgeting for it when it apparently can't even accurately set a budget for a car rebate program. Let alone any other form of stimulus payment.

    No, you don't want to go there. You say you do, but you really don't. And "immature and sucks at priorities" sounds more like the Obama administration than the now-former governor.

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