UPDATE II: The possibility that Katie Couric sucks worse than me? Nah. Allah could never muster up that much hate for Katie.
UPDATE III: I can so totally relate to this:
"To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else — she treated like s**t."Get the point? In other words, if you're somebody important -- someone like Trump whose approval matters -- then people are nice to you. They praise you and solicit your favor. But if you're me? You're less "hot" than Andy Levy.
-- Donald Trump, referring to the recently-fired Miss California, Carrie Prejean
It is the blunt expression of contempt ("You're not on TV and you barely have 1,000 Twitter friends, therefore your existence need not even be acknowledged" ) that is so painful.
But it's OK. Little Miss Attila still likes me. Right? . . . Right? Hello? Is this thing working?