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For more than a year, Virginia's largest women's prison rounded up inmates who had loose-fitting clothes, short hair or otherwise masculine looks, sending them to a unit officers derisively dubbed the "butch wing," prisoners and guards say.There's much more, but I'm laughing too hard already. "Civil rights advocates"! BWAHAHAHAHA! Hey, you're in a women's prison, OK? Before we talk about how "unconstitutional" it is for you to be placed in the "butch wing," can we talk about why you're in prison, sugar?
Dozens were moved in an attempt to split up relationships and curb illegal sexual activity at the 1,200-inmate Fluvanna Correctional Center for Women, though some straight women were sent to the wing strictly because of their appearance, the inmates and corrections officers said.
Civil rights advocates called the moves unconstitutional punishment for "looking gay." . . .
What's so funny, of course, is the mental image of the prisoner remonstrating with the guards: "No, I'm not a lesbian! Honest, just because I've got short hair . . . But, er, not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand."
slow news day, uh?
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Carrie Prejean gets fired, Napolitano's DHS extremist report is vindicated.... and you want to talk about lizzies in jail?
No wonder you suck.
I don't wanna hear about civil rights advocates in a women's prisoner simmering with lesbian relationships.
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Remember kids: Liberals, the majority of the time, will side with the criminal over the victim. If these ladies are in jail, they did something bad enough to make Libs like them.
ReplyDeleteAnd therefore, as the target of Liberal affections, their constitutional rights MUST be protected! Even if we have to make up those rights!
Much humor in this :D
I saw this on My Way and my favorite part was:
ReplyDelete"We're going to break up some of these relationships, start a boys wing, and we're going to take all these studs and put them together and see how they like looking at nothing but each other all day instead of their girlfriends"