Mel Brooks on your alternate future

by Smitty

One hopes that everyone is geared up for the big event today.
I've got three signs, a camera, and a heart full of hope for the country.
Mel Brooks, on the right, shows what doing nothing will do for your career opportunities:

You can fill in the blank for which plutocrat/aristocrat Harvey Korman represents.
You think this is funny? TARP Dollars Bolster Bottled Urine Industry:

"Detractors claim the president's in the pocket of big urine. But that's not true to my knowledge."