Cynthia's prowess as a researcher has borne fruit in the quest to resolve why Susan Roesgen is The World's Worst TV Reporter. I'll caption Susan's hapless intern with an explanatory thought-balloon: "OMG, I let the smoke out of the laptop with the Dave Matthews .mp3s! Susan'll kill me! Markos said that this box of old computer smoke pills might bring it back, but where do you put them in? Below? Stupid computer!"
If you haven't seen the Red Eye flogging of CNN, do follow the link for some crass belly laughs.
Hillary's Bea Arthurian Legend - Arthur pulled a sword from a stone. Hillary removed a lid from a jar of pickles.
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