Friday, February 13, 2009

Scientific breakthrough!

Already, the Obama administration is producing wonderful new discoveries:
PALO ALTO, CA - An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value "by a totally mindblowing s---load." Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a "stimulus," could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse as astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and Chicago asphalt contracting. . . .
Yeah, you should read the whole thing.

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