"Writing is a skill, not a talent, and thus one's ability as a writer can be improved by thoughtful effort. The problem with some people is that they graduate college as good writers, experience early success on account of that, and thus never devote themselves diligently to the relentless quest for improvement that could make them great writers."
"I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay. . . . My first five years on the road were intense because I was the guy in college who never got laid until I started playing guitar. . . There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know?"
Yeah. We know. Sure, champ. I mean, until Renee Zellweger says anything different . . .