Kenny Chesney is so NOT GAY

And he wants to make sure you know that:

"I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay. . . . My first five years on the road were intense because I was the guy in college who never got laid until I started playing guitar. . . There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know?"

Yeah. We know. Sure, champ. I mean, until Renee Zellweger says anything different . . .