"Oh, the science is in," said Dr. Holdren. "We know absolutely that the Earth sits on four elephants, who, in turn, rest upon a giant turtle. Their respiration, coupled with carbon emissions, causes the planet to heat up."I'm not sure if I buy the kelp. I think that it's really the turtle, and, sadly, it's turtles all the way down.
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Now, if we could just get The Great A'Tuin to steer away from the Sun, we be OK. (Sorry, couldn't resist throwing a little Pratchett at the issue)
ReplyDeleteWhat sex is the turtle? This is important!! We need to know if we are going to be on the top or the bottom when the Big Bang comes.
ReplyDeleteYes, another Pratchett tribute.