- Dysfunction junction -- America's most dysfunctional family had a reunion as Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears and mama Lynn Spears got together for the birthday of Britney's two sons -- you know, the ones she lost in a custody battle with her former backup dancer, what's-his-name.
- Who's that hottie? -- Oh, that's just Angelina Jolie ... when she was 16, you disgusting pervert. Now, she's a grownup woman with 33 tattoos, most famous as half of "Brangelina."
- Speaking of jailbait -- Miley Cyrus, 15, has a new boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin Gaston.
- Rap daddy -- Rap mogul T.J. responds to accusations that he's going cheap on child support for his two sons, Messiah and Domani.
- Largemouth Lance -- Lance Bass, the gay ex-N'Sync singer, gets ready for "Dancing With the Stars."
- Mama mia! Motherhood looks good on Jessica Alba.
- Skanks for the memories -- Amy Winehouse refused to go to her own 25th birthday party because years of drug abuse have made her so "f---ing ugly."
Woke watch: Cadbury chocolate store renames Easter Eggs to “Gesture Eggs”
because Easter might be offensive to the left
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I’m still hoping that space alien invasion happens soon, because I just
don’t deal with this crazed, woke turds anymore.
The post Woke watch: Cadbury cho...
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Yanno, in some states 16 is legal. Heck, in Alabama 14 is legal.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I'm still against teen sex. Because my wife would kill me.