Teenagers: 'The Other White Meat'

Four teenagers were killed, roasted and eaten by Satanists in Yaroslavl, Russia:

After police arrested eight suspected members of the ring, one boasted how they had previously dug up the grave of a newly-dead girl and eaten her heart.
Another said he did not expect to be punished, saying: "Satan will help me to avoid responsibility. I made lots of sacrifices to him." . . .
Police began tracing the gang after finding out that all the victims had made phone calls to alleged leader Nikolai Ogolobyak. . . .
The rest of the cult were described by ex-teachers as having been of low intelligence and moody at school. . . .
Russia has seen a series of gruesome murders, rapes and desecrations linked to Satanic cults.

"Low intelligence and moody at school"? Somebody better keep an eye on Michael Moore . . .