Future CBS Kiddie Show Remakes

How to follow up "Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman"?

• "Rudolph the Syphilitic Reindeer"
• "Garfield and Odie's Feral Adventure"
• "Minnie Mouse (Unrated Director's Cut)"
• "Go Gay, Speed Racer, Go"
• "Barney the Dinosaur's Secret Playhouse"
• "Johnny Quest: Spring Break in Daytona"
• "Hentai Winnie the Pooh"
• "Barney and Wilma and Fred and Betty"
• "Judy Jetson's Holiday Lingerie Special"
• "It's a Threesome, Charlie Brown"

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