Friday, December 4, 2009

Future CBS Kiddie Show Remakes

How to follow up "Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman"?

  • "Rudolph the Syphilitic Reindeer"
  • "Garfield and Odie's Feral Adventure"
  • "Minnie Mouse (Unrated Director's Cut)"
  • "Go Gay, Speed Racer, Go"
  • "Barney the Dinosaur's Secret Playhouse"
  • "Johnny Quest: Spring Break in Daytona"
  • "Hentai Winnie the Pooh"
  • "Barney and Wilma and Fred and Betty"
  • "Judy Jetson's Holiday Lingerie Special"
  • "It's a Threesome, Charlie Brown"
Add your own. Not too explicit. Comments are moderated.

22 comments:

  1. Yes, V&gina, There Is A Santa Claus!

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  2. "Miracle in the Alley Off 34th Street"

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  3. "Barney does the Corporation for Public Broadcasting"

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  4. Reminds of of all of those inapproriate children's books:
    "The Grinch's 10 Inches"
    "Horton Hears a Ho"
    And a couple actual books:
    "Elmo's World: Balls"
    "Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy"

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  5. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Phat Albert and the Curious Kids

    James and the Giant Condom

    Stevie and Goliath

    Mighty Morphin' Rump Rangers

    (Edit as needed.)

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  6. How the Grinch Got Herpes

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang


    Inspiring. I'm trying to think of a Willy Wonka joke that doesn't use a genuinely unfortunate double-entendre reference to chocolate.

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  7. Leave it in Beaver

    Petticoat Tranny Junction

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  8. -Ebenezer Screwed [starring Al Goldstein]

    -Tinky Winky's Bath House Christmas Gay-La

    -The Wiggle's Wedgie Party

    -Barbie Does Dallas

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  9. Dave C said...
    Petticoat Tranny Junction

    Good.

    "Li'l Orphan Trannie"

    Better?

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  10. Babes in Sex Toy Land (All women cast, IYKWIMAITYD)

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  11. Anus and Andy AKA, The Daily Dish.

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  12. Captain Bangaroo

    Inspect Her Gadget

    H.R. Pufnstuf (oh, wait)


    Btw, "Scooby Doo Me!" and "Leave it in Beaver" both made me snort out loud.

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  13. "Silver and Gagballs," by Yukon Cornelius.

    BTW, I didn't see a link to Judy Jetson's lingerie special. I'm assuming that oversight will be corrected.

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  14. Anus and Andy AKA, The Daily Dish.

    Dave C


    Thread winner.

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  15. Charlie and the Fudge Packery

    James and the Giant Nutsack

    Ass Pirates of the Caribbean

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