Wednesday, April 1, 2009

March traffic report

Just a brief note: March traffic was 163K visitors, our best-ever traffic for any month when Internet servers weren't melting down because of dudes frantically Googling for "Sarah Palin bikini pics."

My wife says that traffic is now so good that we can probably eliminate "Rule 5 Sunday" and stop posting gratuitous cheesecake photos of young hotties.

Fortunately for you guys, I disagree. So here (via Conservative Grapevine) is a Coed magazine photo of some girl named "Natasha." (Don't try this at home, kids. This man is a trained professional journalist!)

UPDATE: Sean Hackbarth of The American (Dirty) Mind can't decide who he admires more: Austrian economist Friedrich Hayek or Latina hottie Salma Hayek. Maybe this will clear things up:

I don't believe in open borders, but I think even Peter Brimelow would agree to join my movement, "Don't Deport The Hotties."


  1. Interesting photo... If you stare at it for eight seconds or more, you'll begin to see a coffee cup in the foreground.

  2. Salma Hayek's father was a Lebanese Arab. Hence the name Hayek, which isn't very Latin. So those are actually Middle Eastern hooters you are staring at.

  3. Middle Eastern hooters? Just imagine the shame of covering her in a burka. (Yeah, I know, they don't wear burkas in Lebanon. I'm making a damn joke.)

    Unfortunately, Hayek is another brain-dead Hollywood liberal. Because gorgeous Hollywood liberals tend to get press coverage, people are lulled into believing liberal = hot. Wrong. Good-looking brain-dead liberals, like those you see in Hollywood, are aberrations. But what an aberration Hayek is!

  4. I keep staring and staring and I still do not see a coffee cup. Is it me or are you just fooling me?