How to deny a rumor . . .

. . . if you must.

Frankly, I have no idea why Taki Theodoracopulos would be interested in the Democratic primary for governor of Virginia, and can't imagine why anyone would even suggest anything so ridiculous. Silly rumors on the innertoobs.

UPDATE: Notorious Zionist warmonger Moe Lane denies being the brother of gay film icon Nathan Lane. (NTTAWWT.)